April 24, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Marsha! Happy Birthday this weekend! I know that you’re worried about Monday. And nothing could possibly change that. But…how about a distraction? Emily told me that a blind riddle might help with that. Here’s a fun one that hits a lot of gossip spots.
She has a new assistant who works hard, who’s very capable, who is also very attractive. After an event recently, the celebrity left with a gift bag. Inside the bag was a new fragrance. She gave the fragrance to her assistant. The assistant started wearing it as her signature scent. Over the next few days, everyone started commenting on how good she smelled. A couple weeks later, the celebrity asks her assistant to GIVE BACK the cologne. And she starts wearing it instead.
Good luck to you and your family on Monday. Let me know how it goes.