April 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Catie! Good luck on your final qualifier for you PhD today! You asked me to tell you what advice my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, would give you. Well, no advice necessary. Did you work hard? Did you work harder than anyone else? Did you bust your ass? If so, don’t worry. Rat or not, you’ll be fine. Just be careful on your way there. Leave extra early. Give yourself enough time. Stay cautious so as to avoid accidents etc. Be vigilant. And as extra protection, here’s your entire Five List: Jesus Jared Leto, Charlie Hunnam/Jax Teller, Childish Gambino/Donald Glover, Norman Reedus, and Tim Riggins, Jason Street, and Vince Howard. Texas Forever!