April 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Happy 30th Birthday Cindy C in Toronto! Zara would love to help celebrate your milestone but, well, you know she’s due in 3 weeks, poor thing. She promises she’ll ditch the husband next year and the kid too and make it up to you over tequila!
To Lindsay from your cousin Cindy – remember you are YOUNG and he is an ASS to lose you. Listen to mom and the strong women surrounding you everywhere when you have the urge to call. See you at Easter.
Congratulations Rochelle M in St John’s, NFLD on finishing your first set of boards! Now you have more time to gossip, right? With love from Glenda.