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Inauguration dates
Posted by Lainey
Win McNamee/ Alex Wong/ John Moore/ Getty
I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here she is, arriving with Jay-Z, and dressed like it’s the Oscars. Full Story
Gwyneth’s favourite new bag
It’s gorgeous. She was carrying it around LA for a few days and was seen with it again at LAX, and this time she also had a larger tote with her from the same collection. It’s another thing that G loves to lord over... everyone. Gwyneth Paltrow has long been a Bag First Girl. Balenciaga used to send her their bags a year before market. Full Story
Ashlee Simpson, Lucky Star
Posted by Lainey
Fame, Splash
This is Ashlee Simpson’s video for her song Bat For A Heart which looks to me like a millennial version of Madonna’s Lucky Star. She says “f-ck” and it’s supposed to be hardcore. How many different things has Ashlee Simpson tried to be? And is it unfair that we are critical of her, um, evolution because of her last name? At the beginning, when she fronted like a poseur Avril Lavigne -- in and of itself hilarious, someone posing like a poseur, and totally unironically -- Joe Simpson was all over it, and had probably created it. Full Story
Small Moments of Pride
Girls Season 2 Episode 2 recap It is understating the case by a lot to say I’ve never been a gusher about Girls, but I find it’s easiest for me to stomach if I think of it from a nostalgia point of view. Honestly. I’ve decided it’s The Wonder Years without the narration. Full Story
Joshua Jackson and the 49ers
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were at a local pub in Vancouver yesterday for the 49ers-Falcons game. Josh is apparently a 49ers fan. And newly unemployed as Fringe is now officially over as, following the win, he tweeted that he was the #happiestnewlyunemployedguyever Full Story
January 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs
Posted by Lainey
Congratulations Jen M from Jen S on 7 years of smoke-freeness! Toasting you, by request, with Channing Tatum and The Rock. Hey British Columbia -- the local film industry needs you! Hollywood hasn’t been as inclined to come here anymore for production due to lack of government incentive. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Didn’t think it could get worse than Daniel Craig hosting Saturday Night Live but, as much as I love her, and I do, a LOT, at the end of the season, Jennifer Lawrence just might come away with that distinction. It was terrible. And it needn’t have been terrible. Because, as we know, Jennifer Lawrence is game. Jennifer Lawrence would have come to play. But they were probably all tapped out, having been recruited by Tina and Amy to write for their Globes, and they did a great job there, but, you know, I feel like maybe there should have been a backup plan. Or maybe not. Maybe that’s the problem. No one was concerned that having no backup plan would be a problem. We can tell. That much has been evident for too many years now -- that making SNL good is no longer a priority, or even an expectation. Read Full Intro
Smutty Tingles
Posted by Lainey
Zac Efron and dildos (Dlisted)
This story is so crazy it might actually be true (The Superficial)
That Nicole Kidman thing just happened to someone else (Too Fab)
Charlize Theron moving boxes (Pop Sugar)
Stacy Keibler isn’t going to be nice to Angelina Jolie anymore (Cele|bitchy)
Katie Holmes is selling her skin too (Just Jared)
Jennifer Lawrence draws attention to her ass and now everyone’s studying old photos (Hollywood Tuna)
Hushpuppy forgot her homework! (Pink Is The New Blog)
Taylor does actually want to get back together (The Blemish)
HATE this Stacy Keibler dress (Go Fug Yourself)
Rafa’s coming back
It’s been a rough several months for Rafael Nadal. There was that knee injury. And then a stomach virus that kept him from the Australian Open where, SPOILER ALERT, Maria Sharapova dominated Venus Williams today and when I first read the headline I thought it said Serena and I almost tripped. Full Story
Scarjo’s successful opening
Posted by Lainey
Wenn, A. Ariani/ Splash, Stephen Lovekin/ Getty
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof premiered last night in New York. The play is receiving some sh-tty reviews, but Scarlett’s performance has generally been very well received. Here’s Scarjo on stage in costume and on the carpet wearing the SH-T out of Dolce & Gabbana. The jacket is perfectly fit. Full Story
Bonnie Bungs It Up Again
The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 10 Remember how on the old, politically incorrect Scooby-Doo, no matter who actually screwed up, they would blame Daphne? I wasted serious time this morning trying to find the catchphrase they said but to no avail, so if you remember, you’ll make my weekend. Full Story
The way Nicholas Hoult looks...
At a woman. GODDAMN. Nicholas Hoult, my #2 on the Five List, was in Rome this week promoting Warm Bodies. Here he is, at the premiere after-party, clearly enjoying himself in the company of Tatiana Luter, an Italian actress. You know, now that he’s single and all. Turns out, I guess I’m not sad, not even a little, that he and Jennifer Lawrence aren’t together anymore. Full Story
Rachel & Daniel date night
Posted by Lainey
TK/ Splash
If Sarah had a Robsten, it would be Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. During the Golden Globes live-blog, I could feel her, all the way in Chicago, wanting to turn the entire conversation into a mega gush about her favourite couple. They are indeed hot. And she makes him so. Here they are in New York last night, hand in hand, at the premiere of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (Scarlett Johansson). Full Story
Jeremy Renner’s blue suit
Sarah always complains that Jeremy Renner has a shiny suit problem. This is definitely an improvement. Renner is promoting Hansel & Gretel and stopped by Letterman yesterday. Did they talk about his kid-to-be? I’ve not seen it in any headlines but then again, everyone’s just talking about Lance Armstrong, and if they’re not talking about Lance Armstrong, they’re talking about Manti Te’o. Full Story
