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Monday, January 28, 2013

Dear Gossips,

A few weeks ago I called it Argo Remorse -- click here for a refresher. Snubbing Ben Affleck for Best Director could very well turn out to be a gift from the Academy since he’s been receiving pity ovations and pity-winning at every awards opportunity from the time they announced the nominations.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

January 25, 2013 21:28:58 Posted at January 25, 2013 21:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Going back to bed for the whole weekend. Hopefully by the time the SAGs start, this flu will be over. Have a great weekend!

Sasha Finds white work shirts and Duana on avoiding serial killer names in LifeStyle

Jeremy Renner looks REALLY good with eye makeup (Dlisted)

January Jones will not be in the next X-Men movie and, oh, I WONDER WHY (The Superficial)

Um, new Game Of Thrones photos so... why aren’t you clicking this link RIGHT NOW!? (Too Fab)

Ian Somerhalder gets his cuticles trimmed which reminds me I’m due too (Pop Sugar)

Prince thinks Adam Levine’s a douchebag too (Cele|bitchy)

Love what LeeLee Sobieski is wearing here (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene wants you to know she carries a Chanel bag to the gym (Hollywood Tuna)

Bad Lip Reading, inauguration edition (Towleroad)

Hate what Natalie Portman is wearing in these new Dior ads (Popoholic)

Kate Bosworth’s bizarre Sundance choice (Go Fug Yourself)

The Most Important Actor in these photos...

January 25, 2013 21:12:32 Posted at January 25, 2013 21:12:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave Spencer/ Splash

Who? Well, for the 12 of us who watched and still miss Friday Night Lights, and the 8 of you who watch and love Parenthood, obviously the most important actor in these photos is Michael B Jordan... And Michael B Jordan just happened to have a very, VERY good Sundance. Jordan’s film Fruitvale, about the last day in the life of Oscar Grant who was fatally shot (even though he was not resisting arrest) by a transit officer in Oakland in 2009, was considered one of the major highlights of the festival. Full Story

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Granny humps for Matt Damon

January 25, 2013 20:41:18 Posted at January 25, 2013 20:41:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you see Jimmy Kimmel Sucks hosted by Matt Damon last night? I was Nyquiled so I only watched this morning, in bits and pieces because the entire show is geo-blocked and YouTube has the individual segments spliced up. Heads up Americans, before you send a recommendation, Hulu is geo-blocked too. Full Story

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Mimi’s Tears - Mariah Carey American Idol Week 2 recap

January 25, 2013 20:23:10 Posted at January 25, 2013 20:23:10
Dean Posted by Dean

“Burnell, you made me cry!” *Randy Jackson voice* Yo for me, dawg, for me, Burnell Taylor’s audition in Baton Rouge last night, THIS is the most interesting moment of Mimi on Idol so far! Here’s the thing about Mariah on Idol - she can act so self-obsessed and deluded that it’s very easy to forget sometimes that she possesses, or at least once possessed, a truly rare and exquisite gift. Full Story

“Stupid, Idiot, Borderline Brain-Dead Moron”

January 25, 2013 20:14:28 Posted at January 25, 2013 20:14:28
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11 recap Guess whose PVR cut out right as (MAJOR SPOILER) Jeremy shot Damon in the heart? Obviously I found a way to work around it, because otherwise I wouldn’t have the charming title for this blog above but it kind of bugged me for a different reason. Full Story

Do you expect the best from Victoria Beckham?

January 25, 2013 19:02:54 Posted at January 25, 2013 19:02:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Neil Mockford/ Getty

Victoria Beckham posted a teaser video for her upcoming online shoppe yesterday. It launches in February. In the preview -- see below -- Posh asks: “What do people expect of me?” She goes on to answer her own question: “Hmmm...uhhh...(giggle)...I think people expect the best. Full Story

Inside Llewyn Davis and JT’s Suit & Tie experience

January 25, 2013 18:23:03 Posted at January 25, 2013 18:23:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A beautiful first trailer for the Coen Brothers’ new movie Inside Llewyn Davis was released this week. The spirit of Bob Dylan hovers over Oscar Isaac, current #1 on my Five List, in the title role and even though almost every single write-up of the preview includes Justin Timberlake’s name on the cast list. Full Story

The baby of Out Of Sight & Transporter

January 25, 2013 17:19:30 Posted at January 25, 2013 17:19:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, STARPICZ/ Splash

This is what JLO called Parker on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart the other night. Out Of Sight is a great movie, maybe her best movie. Is Transporter Jason Statham’s best movie? I don’t know enough about Jason Statham movies to be able to decide what, exactly, she’s trying to say here. Full Story

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Kate Winslet in Divergent

January 25, 2013 16:46:17 Posted at January 25, 2013 16:46:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Michael N. Todaro/ Getty

Word is she’s negotiating for a part in the film adaptation, scheduled to begin shooting in the Spring in Chicago. Someone from Summit even tweeted that her involvement is confirmed, before pulling down the tweet later on. Everyone is now speculating on the role -- most think she’ll play Jeanine Matthews, the leader of Erudite who doesn’t have a huge part (in terms of screen time) in Divergent but shows up a lot more in Insurgent. Full Story

JJ Abrams, King of Space (and SECRETS)

January 25, 2013 16:32:31 Posted at January 25, 2013 16:32:31
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Wenn, Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Ever since Disney acquired LucasFilm, and by extension the Star Wars franchise last fall, the number one question has been who will direct “Episode VII”?  Disney has already hired screenwriter Michael Arndt (Little Miss Sunshine, Toy Story 3, Star Wars VII—what an interesting progression) to work on the script, and now it’s being widely reported that JJ Abrams will direct the next Star Wars film. Full Story

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Taylor Swift and foreskins

January 25, 2013 15:54:02 Posted at January 25, 2013 15:54:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift was white and plunging at the People’s Choice Awards earlier this month -- click here for a refresher. She worked a similar look last night in Spain at the 40 Principales Awards. And of course everyone is assuming that her low-cutness is a message to Harry Styles. Full Story

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January 25, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

January 25, 2013 15:23:15 Posted at January 25, 2013 15:23:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pam! Happy 40th Birthday! Thanks for asking after Marcus and Barney. Marcus was actually named after Marcus Flutie from Megan McCafferty’s Jessica Darling series and Marcus Aurelius as Gladiator was on the weekend we met him. As for Barney, who is two, and very busy, and really annoying - he’s better now which means that we’ve all gone back to hating him. Full Story

Friday, January 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

As sick days go, yesterday was a good day to take off. Every time I woke up, in a panic and sweaty, worried I’d missed something, a big breaking scandal, I was reassured by the fact that, still, Beyonce remains the top story of the week.  Read Full Intro