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He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in Hawaii where Porny’s on holiday with her family. Full Story

Heidi! Happy Belated 40th Birthday with love from Helena ...and Ramon! Have I mentioned that Ramon is the best name ever? Let’s make that an annual tradition. Hope you’ve had a great week. Celebrate at Club 40 well into the New Year!  Full Story

I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the sun above Melts the clouds of sin and sadness Drive the dark of doubt away Giver of immortal gladness Fill us with the light Fill us with the light Oh fill us with the light of day It is Christmas. Full Story

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles took their music video romance to Park City, Utah on Friday for some pre-Christmas down time. Click here to see a few photos of them having lunch at the resort. Who else was in Utah? Taylor’s best friend Selena Gomez was around too. Full Story

Jennifer Garner was recently voted Celebrity Mother of the Year by Today’s Parent Magazine. We can now vote on good parenting, as if it’s a singing competition or best dressed list. Motherhood has become such an intricate part of celebrity culture that it should be commoditized, like a beauty contract or perfume, packaged as an extension of an actress’s career. Full Story

Many of you have emailed to fret about some of the reviews. Les Miserables is currently sitting at 72% on Rotten Tomatoes and 61% on Metacritic which doesn’t suck, no, but there have indeed been certain critics who’ve been vicious in their disdain: it’s so melodramatic, and amateurishly so; there are too many close-up shots when people are singing; there is too much singing. Full Story

Sean Penn recently moaned in Esquire that all he ever wanted was to be loved. And that through all of his relationships, he’s never been really loved, properly. In particular, he intimated that Robin Wright totally punked him and that he was a victim of her romantic fraud. Click here Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, and their kids flew LA to NYC yesterday, arriving at JFK with several suitcases, presumably to spend Christmas somewhere in New York. I say somewhere because they’ve a place in the Hamptons and an apartment in Manhattan and there’s always Beyonce’s. Full Story

I was admittedly disappointed when I saw these shots of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield this weekend. According to the photo agency, they’d spent an hour in a pet store hoping for a puppy... In a pet store!?!?!!? Pet stores are notorious for selling puppies from puppy mills. BUT. Full Story

Mighty Oprah Winfrey has felt a lot less … mighty these days, hasn’t she? On Friday, Oprah abruptly fired CAA and her agent Kevin Huvane, who is incredibly powerful in his own right. His past and present roster includes Meryl Streep, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, Nicole Kidman, Clive Own, Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellwegger, Julianne Moore and Ethan Hawke, and, as many of you know, his brother is publicist Stephen Huvane (Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway, and more). Full Story

From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move now because Demi wasn’t acting on it. Full Story