I don’t have very high expectations for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby 3D. But that doesn’t mean I’m not seeing it. Please. I am totally seeing it. And I totally expect to be surprised. As in, oh sh-t, I was wrong, it was so good, so good I’m turning around for a second viewing. Full Story
Is playing Wolverine. No seriously. It is. It’s his life’s work. And you know what? He’s really, really good at it. Jackman has been, even through the awfulness of X-Men 3 and the unspeakable horror of Wolverine: Origins, the perfect Wolverine. But the material was definitely going sideways on him. Full Story
Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story
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They did this last year too with Snow White, right? Mirror Mirror came out in March, just like Olympus Has Fallen, about the White House getting blitzed and Gerard Butler saving the president. Snow White And The Huntsman was released in June and same goes for White House Down, about the White House getting blitzed and Channing Tatum saving the president. Full Story
Justified Season 4, Episode 12 recap. Penultimate Justified. Last week’s episode was so crazy good I’m not sure how the remaining two episodes can top it. Season 4 started slow but has become the best season after season 2. While season 2 is still the most cohesive effort from Justified, with the strongest antagonist and supporting characters (although Colton Rhodes is the gift that keeps on giving), there is a lot to be said for the re-watchability of season 4. Full Story
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And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Full Story
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Sarah! Happy 40th Birthday from Nicole. And a shout-out to Teresa too -- congratulations! Both “my bitches” were her words, and all of you brought together by a cobalt blue comic sans font using crazy ass c-nt of a boss. After so much time, is there some affection there? Like do you enjoy telling that story as much as I enjoyed reading it? Happy 30th Birthday Ashley! Kendra requested Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Chris Pine in your honour to “chase away her turning 30 blues”. Full Story
You know when you’re lingering by the car saying goodbye to friends you’ve just had lunch with, or dinner, or you’re loading your own groceries into the trunk, and some douchebag revs his engine and the tires screech and he zooms off the lot like his dick is on the gas pedal? Your eyes meet a stranger’s thinking the same thing: PLEASE.
That would be Justin Bieber racing around his neighbourhood trying to show off for all the rich people living on his block. If I lived on his block I’d organise a block poster party. Every house on the street would have this propped up on the lawn, or hanging off the security gates, and taped to every lamppost:
Victoria! You were SO great last night! On behalf of LaineyGossip and vitaminwater, THANK YOU for kicking off the Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013 tour! UPDATED: check the vitaminwater Facebook page to see pictures from last night.
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Deadline confirmed yesterday that The Weinstein Company has acquired distribution rights for Grace Of Monaco starring Nicole Kidman. So, you know what that means: he’ll be pushing Granny Freeze for an Oscar campaign next year. (By the way, the Oscars will be held back to March 2, 2014 to accommodate the Olympics. Full Story
I hear this from time to time from friends who have kids: “Oh she’s just going through a biting phase.” “Oh he’s just going through a fruit phase. He just wants to eat fruit.” And several times: “Oh he’s just going through a naked phase. Full Story
Gwyneth Paltrow wants to flatiron your hair (Dlisted)
It’s kinda like...bingeing before going on a diet, isn’t it? (The Superficial)
Oh sweet Jesus. The Gender Reveal MANICURE! For f-ck’s sake! (Too Fab)
Just...show me a pimple. Or maybe they’re really bad at spelling? Something! (Pop Sugar)
Liam wanted Miley to be more mature so...he hooked up with January Jones?! (Cele|bitchy)
New Mad Men portraits (Just Jared)
Um...bunny (Hollywood Tuna)
Lampshade or umbrella? (Amy Grindhouse)
Please, please let my marriage last because I don’t want to have to do this one day (Popoholic)
Ummm... what is happening when Jessica Chastain and Ke$ha have to go head to head? (Go Fug Yourself)
As she retires from “singing” (and posing) with the Spice Girls and settles (back) into life in London, Victoria Beckham is making it clear that going forward, she is all fashion, all the time. Her online shopping site launched this week, and her recommended pick? Sunglasses. Like a pair of $850 aviators. Full Story
Even though he claims he’s no “expert”. James Franco was interviewed by Howard Stern. And when you agree to be interviewed by Howard Stern, your publicist doesn’t get to go in there with a list of dos and don’ts. Well, he or she can try, but that list likely won’t be observed. Full Story