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Smutty Tingles

March 27, 2013 19:01:31 Posted at March 27, 2013 19:01:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How come I’ve never seen this really hot picture of the Silver Fox? (Dlisted)

Having met Rosario Dawson a few times, I can confirm she IS spectacular (Too Fab)

Even Usher is over Justin Bieber (The Superficial)

It’s not conventional but I do love this Kirsten Dunst photo shoot (Just Jared)

This is Jacek’s favourite Smutty Tingle of the day (Hollywood Tuna)

Terrible, terrible dress on Andrea Riseborough (Pop Sugar)

Yes, Idis Alba. YES. (Cele|bitchy)

Ashley Green’s neighbours don’t feel sorry for her (IDLYITW)

A girl who makes good fries is definitely worth taking to the prom (RomanceBeat)

Sofia Vergara goes blonde (Hollywood PQ)

The Modest Freeballer

March 27, 2013 17:52:09 Posted at March 27, 2013 17:52:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will be the third article in the last week featuring Jon Hamm's dick. That is, if I were to submit an itemised list of my job assignments over the last 7 days, "write about Jon Hamm's dick" would appear 3 times. That balances out all those emails from Twi-Hards/Michael Fassbender fangirls/Henry Cavill fangirls/Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls, and Ashley Greene supporters (they exist, I know) voodooing the sh-t out of my life. Full Story

H7 dresses for Daddy

March 27, 2013 17:18:18 Posted at March 27, 2013 17:18:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

When she goes out with her ma, H7 is straight up fashion girl -- mostly dresses, mega shoe steeze, and always a great coat. If she’s going out with her dad though, H7 pulls out the active wear. Check her out today on a walk with David Beckham. Those chunk thighs are wrapped up in leggings under a warm red sport coat and matching kicks. Full Story

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A proper Leonardo DiCaprio love scene

March 27, 2013 16:36:50 Posted at March 27, 2013 16:36:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t have very high expectations for Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby 3D. But that doesn’t mean I’m not seeing it. Please. I am totally seeing it. And I totally expect to be surprised. As in, oh sh-t, I was wrong, it was so good, so good I’m turning around for a second viewing. Full Story

Hugh Jackman’s passion

March 27, 2013 16:08:29 Posted at March 27, 2013 16:08:29
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Is playing Wolverine. No seriously. It is. It’s his life’s work. And you know what? He’s really, really good at it. Jackman has been, even through the awfulness of X-Men 3 and the unspeakable horror of Wolverine: Origins, the perfect Wolverine. But the material was definitely going sideways on him. Full Story

Adults at Disneyland, World, whatever

March 27, 2013 15:51:36 Posted at March 27, 2013 15:51:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story

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Snow White House Down

March 27, 2013 15:28:10 Posted at March 27, 2013 15:28:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Pacific Coast News

They did this last year too with Snow White, right? Mirror Mirror came out in March, just like Olympus Has Fallen, about the White House getting blitzed and Gerard Butler saving the president. Snow White And The Huntsman was released in June and same goes for White House Down, about the White House getting blitzed and Channing Tatum saving the president. Full Story

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Justified 4.12: “Today is another opportunity to mess up some bad guy’s day”

March 27, 2013 15:10:08 Posted at March 27, 2013 15:10:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 4, Episode 12 recap. Penultimate Justified. Last week’s episode was so crazy good I’m not sure how the remaining two episodes can top it. Season 4 started slow but has become the best season after season 2. While season 2 is still the most cohesive effort from Justified, with the strongest antagonist and supporting characters (although Colton Rhodes is the gift that keeps on giving), there is a lot to be said for the re-watchability of season 4. Full Story

Tom Hardy doesn’t know about deadlines

March 27, 2013 14:59:22 Posted at March 27, 2013 14:59:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash

And what happens to them when he shows up with a puppy. It’s a tight morning and I’ve already wasted too much time obsessing over these. What? Him again. Of course. With that puppy. Or another puppy. (They’re changing them up every week, right?) Being all cute and irresistible. Full Story

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March 27, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 27, 2013 14:27:20 Posted at March 27, 2013 14:27:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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STR/ STRDEL/ Getty

Sarah! Happy 40th Birthday from Nicole. And a shout-out to Teresa too -- congratulations! Both “my bitches” were her words, and all of you brought together by a cobalt blue comic sans font using crazy ass c-nt of a boss. After so much time, is there some affection there? Like do you enjoy telling that story as much as I enjoyed reading it? Happy 30th Birthday Ashley! Kendra requested Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, and Chris Pine in your honour to “chase away her turning 30 blues”. Full Story

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

You know when you’re lingering by the car saying goodbye to friends you’ve just had lunch with, or dinner, or you’re loading your own groceries into the trunk, and some douchebag revs his engine and the tires screech and he zooms off the lot like his dick is on the gas pedal? Your eyes meet a stranger’s thinking the same thing: PLEASE. 

That would be Justin Bieber racing around his neighbourhood trying to show off for all the rich people living on his block. If I lived on his block I’d organise a block poster party. Every house on the street would have this propped up on the lawn, or hanging off the security gates, and taped to every lamppost:

Victoria! You were SO great last night! On behalf of LaineyGossip and vitaminwater, THANK YOU for kicking off the Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013 tour! UPDATED: check the vitaminwater Facebook page to see pictures from last night.

Edmonton & Winnipeg -- you’re next!

Edmonton: April 10
Winnipeg: April 11

Enrollment is now open! To register, please email inquiries@laineygossip.com with "Faculty YOUR CITY" in the subject field (e.g.  "Faculty Edmonton") by Tuesday, April 2. Spots are limited and we’ll try to accommodate as many as we can. See you there!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

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