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May 17, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

May 17, 2013 13:11:11 Posted at May 17, 2013 13:11:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dee! Happy Birthday tomorrow from GossipCon! And good luck with the move to Ottawa! This is indeed a great look, especially with the cap-toe pumps! Happy Birthday Erin from Stephanie and Gayle! I’m with you and Gayle -- RDJ forever! To Lindsay from Kirsten -- Congratulations on your engagement! She’s sorry she wasn’t around when it happened and couldn’t be your first call so. Full Story

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Dear Gossips,

There was an 80s marathon on tv the other night: The Breakfast Club, St Elmo’s Fire, and About Last Night. Obviously it’s all I could do: stare at Rob Lowe and revisit my 12 year old self crushing with the same intensity and longing. If 1985 Rob Lowe happened now, it would be OVER. And they just don’t do movie sex anymore like they used to. It just doesn’t get as horny as it used to. Yes. I am the perv who replayed his love scenes with Demi Moore at least 3 times. And it’s still saved on my DVR for weekend repeats.

Here’s Lowe on Extra yesterday. Look at him. HOW is this possible? It’s been 30 years!!!!

Ummm... Lindsay Lohan couldn’t have broken out of rehab to go party in Cannes, could she? A million dollars worth of Chopard jewels was stolen from a hotel room yesterday.  Read Full Intro

Carina & Tony in Cannes

May 16, 2013 21:01:37 Posted at May 16, 2013 21:01:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eugenio Blasio/ Splash

Cannes loves Chinese cinema. It has been 13 years since Tony Leung was named Best Actor for Wong Kar-Wai’s masterpiece In The Mood For Love. This time he’s in Cannes to support his wife, Carina Lau, who’s at the festival for Bends. Here they are just after arriving in Nice today. Full Story

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How many dowries?

May 16, 2013 20:44:25 Posted at May 16, 2013 20:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pool/ Jamie McCarthy/ Chris Jackson/ Getty

Were offered yesterday from rich ass families in New York hoping Hot Harry would “love at first sight” their daughters? And was Ashley Greene unable to buy her way into the event? Prince Harry played in a charity polo match in Connecticut yesterday in support of his foundation, Sentebale. Full Story

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The love is over, the show goes on

May 16, 2013 20:18:55 Posted at May 16, 2013 20:18:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Richie Buxo/ Splash, Ben Gabbe/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty

The CW upfronts happened in New York today. And the stars of one of the network’s most important shows, The Vampire Diaries, turned up together, but not. It was confirmed last week that Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have ended their relationship. Needless to say, there were no group shots. Full Story

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No dress porn from Emma

May 16, 2013 19:57:10 Posted at May 16, 2013 19:57:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Pascal Le Segretain/ VALERY HACHE/ Getty

Emma Watson’s wardrobe choices in Cannes today for the photo call and presser were really boring. I posted those pictures to the LifeStyle page. Was hoping she was saving something for the gala. Nope. The back is interesting-ish, I guess. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 16, 2013 19:29:04 Posted at May 16, 2013 19:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds spiked flats and white blazers in LifeStyle

Kinda love that Miley didn’t wear a clingy titty dress to this event (The Superficial)

Love really doesn’t seem to be working all that well for Kanye West’s soul (Dlisted)

We could totally start playing Ginger Spice or Amanda Bynes (Too Fab)

Unlike Kanye West, his famewhore seems to be helping his game (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt steps out after Angelina Jolie’s mega mastectomy announcement (Cele|bitchy)

Shia’s on his back in Nymphomaniac (Just Jared)

I just see Justin Bieber any time her name comes up. Not a great career boost. (Hollywood Tuna)

Wolverine is RIPPED (Towleroad)

Good God Vanessa Hudgens buys some ugly f-cking clothes (Popoholic)

Yeah. Hated this.  (Go Fug Yourself)


 

How To GOOP Punk

May 16, 2013 17:56:56 Posted at May 16, 2013 17:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us what the styling experience was like. Full Story

DDL’s road race

May 16, 2013 17:11:08 Posted at May 16, 2013 17:11:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Marco Luzzani/ Getty

Daniel Day-Lewis was photographed in Brescia, Italy today for Mille Miglia, the iconic vintage cars road race through Italy -- 1000 miles in 3 days ending in Rome. He’s apparently driving a 1953 Jaguar XK 120. Do you sleep on the side of the road? Like, just pull over when you can't stop yawning anymore? Jacek and I drove from Toronto to Vancouver once and it took us 3 days. Full Story

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Slum Bride?

May 16, 2013 16:55:12 Posted at May 16, 2013 16:55:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single Live It Up. Full Story

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GOOP vs Chloe

May 16, 2013 16:33:14 Posted at May 16, 2013 16:33:14
Dean Posted by Dean
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Robin Marchant/ Getty

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chloe Sevigny -- don’t these two seem like the most natural enemies since cats and dogs? Since Kelly and Brenda? Since Mariah and all other performers? They’re both so pretentious but in slightly different ways, I can’t believe these two haven’t clashed before, but now it’s happening and it’s perfect. Full Story

Mrs Righton’s back in London

May 16, 2013 15:21:48 Posted at May 16, 2013 15:21:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Keira Knightley was out in London last night after getting married to James Righton in France and then honeymooning in Corsica. They were away for about a week. Back at home now, she hit up the Groucho Club with some friends on her own wearing the same leather jacket she had on over dungarees Full Story

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Beckham retires

May 16, 2013 14:59:22 Posted at May 16, 2013 14:59:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

David Beckham has just announced his retirement. He’d been playing with Paris Saint-Germain, helping the team win its first French title in 19 years on Saturday. Here he is celebrating with his teammates at the victory parade on Tuesday. PSG was expected to ask him to stay for another year but he’s decided to turn it down, explaining: “I'm thankful to PSG for giving me the opportunity to continue but I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level. Full Story

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