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Smell like tits

August 18, 2014 19:43:57 Posted at August 18, 2014 19:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like? Tits. That’s pretty much the message. Smell like tits. Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. Full Story

Summer Rain. Really?

August 18, 2014 19:04:29 Posted at August 18, 2014 19:04:29
Duana Posted by Duana

Okay, well, this is what I’m talking about. When I say sibling names don’t match, this is what I mean. Summer Rain Rutler. It’s not my taste, obviously, but I know that Summer has gone from being a hippie-dippie punchline to a useable name, and even though I would be advocating for a more typical name to go with it, the eyeroll that is “Summer Rain” won’t be said often, after the birth announcements die down. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 18, 2014 18:48:36 Posted at August 18, 2014 18:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson’s motivation (Dlisted)

I like this colour and cut (TooFab)

Oh look. Justin Timberlake being a stupid f-ck and getting away with it …again (The Superficial)

OF COURSE he wore a white t-shirt (Just Jared)

Even she can’t stop looking at her ass (Hollywood Tuna)

SJP at the beach (Pop Sugar)

Jon Hamm is the reason why Ryan Reynolds was a sh-tty superhero (Cele|bitchy)

Jared Leto claims he’s never watched his Oscar-winning performance (Socialite Life)

Denzel Washington apparently partied too hard this summer (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Gwen Stefani’s babies are always SO steazy (I'm Not Obsessed)

Ben’s birthday weekend

August 18, 2014 17:32:56 Posted at August 18, 2014 17:32:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck was home in LA for the weekend, his birthday weekend. He turned 42 on Friday and has been back and forth from Detroit where he’s shooting Batfleck. Yesterday he and Jennifer Garner were out running errands in his favourite car. Does it seem like this car always needs gas? Like every time he drives it? We have a long while to wait before Batfleck. Full Story

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Antonio Banderas’s single summer

August 18, 2014 16:35:28 Posted at August 18, 2014 16:35:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s JLO’s version of a single summer…and then there’s Antonio Banderas who for sure, for sure, for sure is no longer with Melanie Griffith because she’s removing the tat of his name across her arm. They tried though. They really did. They tried for a long time. Full Story

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Scarjo’s American baby

August 18, 2014 15:51:35 Posted at August 18, 2014 15:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scarlett Johansson and fiancé Romain Dauriac went for ice cream and a movie yesterday in New York. She’s been in New York for a while now, sighted all over the Hamptons, enjoying the last trimester of her pregnancy. At this point, she’s not supposed to fly anymore, right? If that’s the case, it means that she’s having an American baby? Scarjo talked about moving to Paris last year where she and Dauriac made their home. Full Story

Jake’s walk & box

August 18, 2014 15:11:36 Posted at August 18, 2014 15:11:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in New York on Sunday with a friend. He’s been shooting Southpaw this summer, plays a boxer. Presumably that’s why he’s doing his walk and box. Hey so we were talking earlier about whether or not Leonardo DiCaprio cleans up nice anymore – probably not ever. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Martin Lawrence

August 18, 2014 14:18:27 Posted at August 18, 2014 14:18:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How did Gwyneth Paltrow cope this first weekend of Martin Lawrence? G’s letting her friends do her talking. Jessica Seinfeld posted a photo on Instagram  yesterday with the caption: “I have never met anyone with more true and loyal best friends than this baby girl 👶👸. Full Story

Bill’s Out. Surprise.

August 18, 2014 13:53:57 Posted at August 18, 2014 13:53:57
Duana Posted by Duana

Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 6 You know why people like gimmicks? They need a break, sometimes. Yes, it’s silly that Bert Cooper wears socks with no shoes in the office, or that Frank Underwood is so buttoned-down but kills racks of ribs at 8 AM, or that Poussey and Taystee are Amanda and McKenzie. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

August 18, 2014 13:37:30 Posted at August 18, 2014 13:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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August 18, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 18, 2014 13:18:59 Posted at August 18, 2014 13:18:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Foot Patrol is an official fundraising team for the 2014 Hood to Coast Relay – it’s a 197 mile slog through Oregon from Timberline Lodge on Mt. Hood to Seaside on the Oregon coast. The team is mostly made up of police and active or retired military personnel. Foot Patrol has committed to raising a minimum of $10,000 by tomorrow, Tuesday, August 19th. Full Story

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Dear Gossips,

HBO has released a trailer for the upcoming On The Run concert film that’s to be shot in Paris in September, then airing on HBO Canada and HBO on September 20. So if the Carter Corporation is dissolving, it won’t be until then. At least? We should have a better idea, or what we think is a better idea, in 6 days on Sunday, at the MTV VMAs.

Someone emailed to ask a very good question this weekend: Beyonce managed to lock down an entire album, 17 songs and videos, but how is it that EVERYONE seems to be talking sh-t and they can’t control those leaks?

Over the weekend she posted a photo of a set of open handcuffs. OMG IS IT A MESSAGE?

What does Beyonce hate the most? She hates it when other people are telling HER story. Will she let them be right? Because if she does this, if she walks away from Jay and her marriage, she makes them right.  Read Full Intro

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin?!?!?

August 15, 2014 20:38:04 Posted at August 15, 2014 20:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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THIS is what we’ve been waiting for all summer. Maybe that’s why Gwyneth wanted it out there that she already has a boyfriend. Because it turns out… Chris Martin is dating Jennifer Lawrence…!?!? E! News has the exclusive: that they’ve been “seeing each other since late June”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 15, 2014 19:02:02 Posted at August 15, 2014 19:02:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Beyonce and JLO's looks in Lifestyle

James Franco called Lindsay Lohan a liar and she’s calling him a liar and it’s a liar-off (Dlisted)

The Walking Dead’s Daryl Dixon’s might be gay (The Superficial)

Demi Lovato talks about Selena Gomez (Just Jared)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on feminism (Cele|bitchy)

Ben Affleck birthday photos (Pop Sugar)

Tara Reid in a bikini with crotch fringe (Too Fab)

Lupita Nyong’o crashes a wedding (Pink Is The New Blog)

Not my favourite colour on Sofia Vergara (Hollywood Tuna)

Downton Abbey promo photos and upcoming plotlines (Pajiba)

Hailee Steinfeld in stripes (Go Fug Yourself)