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Oh yeah, Armie Hammer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2015 19:53:15 April 20, 2015 19:53:15
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Armie Hammer and his wife Elizabeth Chambers stepped out this weekend for the LACMA 50th anniversary gala. My first thought when I saw these pictures: “Oh yeah, Armie Hammer.” He was supposed to be a thing, wasn’t he? He was supposed to be on the verge of a big career. Full Story

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. trailer is vintage porn

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 12, 2015 16:12:46 February 12, 2015 16:12:46

It’s all kinds of porny—suit porny, handsome-guy-porny, spy porny—but mostly it’s straight vintage porn. The first trailer for Guy Ritchie’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is here and it looks amazing. I mean literally, it LOOKS amazing. Ritchie has always been a stylish director, but this is some next-level retro cinema sh*t that I can’t stop watching. Full Story

Henry and Hammer: after the summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2013 21:02:06 October 3, 2013 21:02:06
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Looking ahead from 6 months, there were high expectations for both Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer. Man Of Steel and The Lone Ranger were supposed to make them big movie stars? What’s on the report card? Well, Cavill pissed his momentum away with a Kaley Cuoco situation. And Hammer’s Lone Ranger took a dump at the box office and then he tried to blame the critics for its failure. Full Story

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Armie’s underwhelming summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 15:23:20 August 30, 2013 15:23:20
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Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? According to Sarah, he was actually supposed to be Batman once a few years ago for a project that fell apart. Full Story

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Armie Hammer’s snit-fit

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 6, 2013 13:42:00 August 6, 2013 13:42:00
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I wonder which is more uncomfortable—promoting a movie that you know sucks, or promoting a movie after it tanks? Based on Armie Hammer’s recent interviews, he does not seem to be enjoying promoting The Lone Ranger in the wake of its disastrous performance this summer—and let’s take a moment to laugh that they’re still shilling for that movie—but is it any worse than having to promote Mirror Mirror? These are the questions I wish someone would ask. Full Story

Johnny & Armie on the red carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2013 13:39:59 June 24, 2013 13:39:59
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The Lone Ranger premiere happened the other day. Not in Hollywood but at Disney California Adventure Park. Depp, as we know, has been a Disney man for some time now. He’s made a lot of money for Disney as Captain Jack Sparrow. Disney has paid him a lot of money for his services. And they hope he will continue delivering money as Tonto. Full Story

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Ranger in Tokyo, Tonto in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2013 20:15:43 May 13, 2013 20:15:43
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Armie Hammer was in Tokyo today promoting The Lone Ranger all by himself. But you know how the Japanese feel about Johnny Depp. Johnny is shooting Transcendence in LA right now and couldn’t make it. I’m sure they’ll have him back at a later date. Johnny’s actually pretty fun when he goes to Japan. Full Story

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Armie Hammer’s apprenticeship

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 26, 2013 15:23:04 April 26, 2013 15:23:04
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I said once that no matter how bad The Lone Ranger looks, I wouldn’t bet against director Gore Verbinski pulling a rabbit out of his hat and coming up with something entertaining and crowd-pleasing, if not exactly good. Verbinski is the kind of director that exceeds in chaotic conditions and he has a knack for finding solid character beats amidst splashy action sequences. Full Story

Little Johnny, Big Armie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 18, 2013 15:18:13 April 18, 2013 15:18:13
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There are worse things than The Lone Ranger. Like, say, Transformers 1-3, conclusive. Or World War Z. WWZ looks terrible because it’s so freaking generic, like someone threw Independence Day, Armageddon and The Walking Dead into a blender and WWZ is the vomitus mass that came out. Or the entire Fast & Furious franchise. Full Story

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The Lone Ranger looks sh-tty, will make money anyway

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 11, 2012 18:20:42 December 11, 2012 18:20:42

The second trailer for Disney’s The Lone Ranger is out and oh God, it looks hilariously awful. Not because of Johnny Depp as Tonto, but because it just looks like a clichéd, bloated summer action movie. So, like, bad in the regular way. People are, of course, always and forever going to debate Depp as Tonto, as we have done here Full Story

Johnny Depp ‘s Tonto might not be a joke

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 4, 2012 15:16:12 October 4, 2012 15:16:12

Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger has been something of a cursed movie. Pre-production budget wrangling turned into on location over-spending, an already long shoot fell behind schedule, and, tragically, a member of the crew died in an accident on set. It just doesn’t get worse than that. Full Story