Janet Jackson: courting Hello Kitty
What to do when your album tanks in the English-speaking territories?
Put your eggs in an Asian basket, of course. After all, it worked for the Gay Midget Dwarf, it works for Posh Spice, and it will surely work for Miss Jackson who is in Japan, courting Hello Kitty to the best of her abilities.
As my mother would say: so welly welly weak, la.
