Jock Smut Articles
Gisele: meangirl gets meangirled
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Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story
The public consolation and criticism
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Jacek is a NY Jets fan. I am a Miami Dolphins fan. So it’s not like I’ll ever be super choked to see the Patriots not win the Super Bowl. Division rivalries are ugly. Having said that, as a gossip lover, of course I would have been happy to watch Gisele Bundchen throw her arms and legs around Tom Brady in celebration on the field, bask in the glow of their aesthetic perfection, magnified exponentially by victory. Full Story
Winning in the era of Gisele
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I LOVE this story. It might actually help clear up my congestion. As you know, the New York Giants meet the New England Patriots on Sunday at the Super Bowl. It’s NYC vs Boston. It’s a rematch. It’s ugly. It’s trash talk. It’s ...well... if you love sports and entertainment, it’s the best.Check out the cover of today’s New York Post Full Story
Setting up the first final
Splash, Keystone
I have been up for way too long. Why is Australia so far away? Was watching the Murray-Djokovic semi-final at the Australian open, a sick 5 setter that resulted, ultimately, in a Novak win just about an hour ago. And he will meet Rafael Nadal who defeated Roger Federer yesterday. Well that’s not a bad first Slam final of the year, non? You know me - I am for Rafa, always. Full Story
Holiday Rafa
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For my cousin Cat and all of you, and thank you for your emails, who love the Rafa posts and photos...Check out Rafael Nadal with his longtime gf “Xisca” at the Juntos Por La Integracion charity gala organised by his foundation in Barcelona last night. I love her. She is SO cute. Sometimes I worry though that they’re too young to have been together for so long. Full Story
Nadal y Garcia
Bauer
For all you Rafa lovers out there, including my cousin Cat - he looks F-CKING HOT. I thought about throwing this up on LifeStyle only without posting it to the homepage but then I took a closer look at how great he looks in these pants with the white shirt and, well, that needs some time on a front cover, you know? Full Story
Gwyneth & Cammie on the road
After hanging out in London last week with Prince Philip who, obviously, was rather taken with Gwyneth Paltrow, G flew to New York the other day with Cameron Diaz. Wonder if Cameron Diaz will be featured in an upcoming issue of GOOP. Perhaps under the “Be” section. How to stop dating douchebags. Alex Rodriguez did not show up in the post season for the Yankees, did he? I mean no, Joe Girardi did not manage well, but for all that money and all that hype - doesn’t he get paid the most out of anyone? - ARod’s playoff performance was record-setting SH-T: the first player EVER to strike out as the final out on the same team two years in a row in the playoffs. Full Story
Men in underwear and my cousin’s birthday
The US Open starts on Sunday. And my cousin Cat’s birthday is on Monday. AND she loves Rafael Nadal. So this is a Rafa tennis post. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rafa is in New York being all cute with the children and promoting his Armani underwear thing. I may be the lone voice in all of this but... I don’t get jizzy over men underwear ads. Full Story
Rafa before the tournament
The US Open starts on Sunday. Night tennis! I have a strong sense of attachment to the US Open. It’s back to school anxiety and excitement. It’s end of summer bbq and always a big blowout of a party before getting ready for a new year. Here’s Rafael Nadal yesterday at Letterman in advance of the tournament. Full Story
Hair Improvement
Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. Full Story
You really have bad taste
Liz Hurley is serious about Shane Warne. You may have forgotten about Shane Warne. He’s GROSS. Like, properly VILE. Shane is an Aussie cricket legend, was married, is a chronic cheater, and was supposedly still with his wife when he and Hurley hooked up. And, for a laugh, or a vomit, click here Full Story
Jon Hamm & the NHL Awards
He presented the Vezina Trophy to Tim Thomas (Duana, this is pronounced vezz-na) at the NHL Awards last night in Vegas. Here’s the video. Ummmm... look at how he saunters out on stage. Hot. Anyway, I’ve included here a selection of player photos from the event – and George Strombo because there are several of you who request him on a weekly basis – to satisfy some hockey porn which many of you have been asking for. Full Story
They win when you go out
Matt Damon went out to a charity event on Monday night – click here for a refresher – as his Boston Bruins owned the Vancouver Canucks in Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final. He went out last night again in New York, attending the Freeing Voice Changing Lives Benefit Gala with wife Luciana. Full Story
Rafa goes to Disneyland
Woke my ass up at 6am on Sunday for the French Open final. Rafael Nadal vs Roger Federer – there really aren’t too many of these opportunities left. It was beauty for three sets, non? And what’s even better is that they can bring that out in each other without hating each other. There is a lot of genuine and mutual respect and admiration shared between Rafa and Roger. Full Story