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It’s time for Whitney

September 1, 2009 12:30:09 Posted at September 1, 2009 12:30:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with the pretenders. Full Story

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Beyonce sings for Porny

October 8, 2008 08:53:20 Posted at October 8, 2008 08:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips. Full Story

Stay home from school day

September 30, 2008 11:45:38 Posted at September 30, 2008 11:45:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston. Full Story

Get back to this

September 10, 2008 12:50:22 Posted at September 10, 2008 12:50:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours today of an N Sync reunion that much more ridiculous. Full Story

Radiohead in the Basement

April 25, 2008 10:51:00 Posted at April 25, 2008 10:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Less than 2 weeks before the start of their world tour… can you stand it? To get it all started, the band will be releasing a one hour intimate performance on VH1 on May 3 at midnight. Performing several tracks from In Rainbows, Radiohead taped the set at a London studio and the show can also be streamed May 3 at Music. Full Story

Mimi and the Cradle?

April 3, 2008 04:52:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 04:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story

Alanis Morrissette 2008

April 2, 2008 11:53:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 11:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New promotional shots for her upcoming album. Looks like a fashion catalogue… You likey? Trip down memory lane – Alanis and Ryan, old times… source ONTD  Full Story

NKOTB 2008

April 2, 2008 10:59:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First photo of the reunited boy band! Step by Step… oh baby! Gonna get to you girrrrlllll… Are you excited??? PS. Joey looks AMAZING! And it’s totally ok to lust him now – if that’s your thing. Source Yahoo. Full Story

Mrs Bee Z?

April 2, 2008 07:26:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 07:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. Full Story

Hard-on for Hova

April 1, 2008 13:23:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 13:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s stanking rich. Maybe it’s the power thing. Full Story

Whitesnake Jackson

March 31, 2008 07:18:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 07:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here I go again on my ownGoin’ down the only road I’ve ever known Sigh… I miss the 80s. And I miss this video. Pure 80s rock video cheese. With Tawny Kitaen (isn’t that the best name ever???!!??) writhing on top of a jaguar… they just don’t make videos like that anymore, you know? Or perhaps they do. Full Story

B Who?

March 31, 2008 06:10:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when Tina Knowles DOESN’T dress you. Rihanna! Rihanna would totally sit atop the girl crush list if not for gay math. Because Rihanna is only 20. As far as styling is concerned though, Rihanna is killing it. Killing. It. Pretty, boring dresses can come later. When you are this young and this fresh and r&b pop’s reigning princess, you can most certainly wear a polka dot bustier and parachute trousers and heels that beg for scandal and green nail polish, though the fake nails suck ass. Full Story

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Your Weekly Dose of Mimi Cheese

March 25, 2008 11:29:00 Posted at March 25, 2008 11:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on The Hills MTV special yesterday… it was a little bit embarrassing, really. Full Story

Pip Gives

March 24, 2008 11:50:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake dropped in in lowkey fashion at the Memphis Rock ‘n’ Soul Museum and the Memphis Music Foundation on Thursday donating $100,000 to each organisation in support of local programs encouraging young people in their music studies. Unlike his famewhore of a girlfriend, Pip made his gifts without much fanfare, popping in and out quickly, presumably because he’s been shooting long days and night on his new movie The Open Road. Full Story