Look at Clive Owen at the GQ Magazine Awards yesterday in Spain. He’s awesome. But I feel like he’s being doing this sh-t a lot. And exclusively. Store openings, jewellery shows, a lot of “Celebrity Appearances” and not that much work in between. No, no, I don’t mean to say that he doesn’t work at all, but you’d think he could work much more than he does. Full Story

Clive Owen was in Madrid yesterday at the presentation of the new limited edition Chivas 12. He looks good, sexy motherf-cker. I’ve seen Clive two years in a row at TIFF. He’s always rather serious, totally Mr Cool, often has no time for the media, or fans for that matter, sometimes gives off the air of a bitch who’s above it all, and then he shows up at these gratuitous alcohol and jewellery events ready to smile and shake it. Full Story

He was at TIFF last year, saw him when he hit up a few parties including Soho House/Grey Goose and InStyle, and has returned to Toronto this year with Trust, directed by David Schwimmer about a girl who is the victim of an online perv. Clive and Catherine Keener play the parents. Clive will f-ck that dude up. Full Story

Clive Owen arrived in LA yesterday in a beautiful leather jacket. He’s a beast. But, as I mentioned several months ago, because I am a shallow fickle bitch, it hurts me when I see his knock knees. Sometimes they’re less obvious and the quiver is well protected. Sometimes, however, like in these photos, the knock knees are quite pronounced. Full Story

It’s Clive Owen. In London promoting The Boys Are Back. I do, I love him too. He’s a sexy beast. And as you know, I want him to cuss at me. But I noticed something while I was watching Duplicity during a scene when he’s running. And it’s been a nagging bitch ever since. Is he knock-kneed? Knock-knee-ness not a quiver killer, it’s definitely not like open mouth breathing but, because fantasy f-cks are all about shallowness anyway, it’s also not exactly ideal. Full Story

Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman are both in New York, both were photographed in suits, wearing the sh-t out of their suits, no boys allowed. Hugh as you know is currently performing on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain. Many of you have had the pleasure of seeing the production and have written to applaud the actors and their hotness. Full Story

The Grey Goose Soho House party on Saturday night was sick. The venue: a subway platform at Bay Station. Two trains with blue lit compartments lined each side of the platform and a long bar bordered one which, naturally, became my office for the evening. The event was in honour of Harry Brown, the new film starring Sir Michael Caine and Emily Mortimer (pictured here with Terry Gilliam) who is pregnant and due in January. Full Story

Oh goody. It’s way more fun when the truly famous stars are the bitches. Last night, Julia Roberts and that sexy, sexy, SEXY fine ass beast Clive Owen were in New York for the premiere of Duplicity. Roger Friedman was on the press line, was angling to speak with her. Full Story

I have always loved her nose. She has a great nose. I also prefer when she lets her hair down. This is Julia Roberts in Paris with that sexy beast Clive Owen continuing to promote Duplicity through Europe. Julia decided to amp it up for a change…and this is good. Too many boring suits these days, it’s nice to see her in a slinky black dress. Full Story

Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… Meryl Streep is a real movie star. Full Story

It’s more than just standing there flexing your pecs. Hotness is an allover package deal – pants, gait, body control, style… There are many ways to lure a lover. How he drives his car, how he changes gears, even how he gets out of a car can be a turn-on too. My husband is a sexy beast behind the wheel. Full Story

Love a man who dresses for dinner. Especially when that man is Clive Owen although this suit is remarkably similar to one he wore during filming of Duplicity with Julia Roberts. But I won’t complain. My man can barely be bothered to shower. Clive had dinner last night at Nobu Berkeley in London. Full Story