They brought the Pitt Porn harder than they have all season last night, perhaps detecting some weakness in George Clooney’s campaign...? As you’ve seen and read, the Brange has been laying it on pretty thick lately, especially Brad Pitt, with the marriage talk and even more marriage talk, between him and Clooney, it’s been fascinating watching the two mighty Super Elite players Biel-ing it on the campaign trail. Full Story

As you know, as you’ve seen, George Clooney has been working it HARD the last 6 weeks or so for his Best Actor Oscar. Up to last night, he was winning everywhere. He won so much he’d accept his awards like monologues, prepared speeches about his parents toiling in the grain fields and appreciating his opportunities, not unlike the way a political candidate talks about this and that constituent during a rally in a barn somewhere in the Midwest. Full Story

Angelina Jolie was honoured at the Producers Guild Awards the other night. She was accompanied, naturally, by Brad Pitt who can now walk without his cane. The Jolie wore black lace Michael Kors. Like it?I’m more into the back than the front. But you’ll note the way the lace is cut in and out like that actually works to widen her, and she benefits from it, non? (I just interviewed Kate Bosworth this weekend at Sundance; she makes the Jolie look thick. Full Story

An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesn’t need to look like this. Angelina’s isn’t perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seconds. Full Story

As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy.They’ve never met. Officially.But they’ve exchanged testy words in public.And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me of recently, they also both slept with, at one point or another, Jenny Shimuzu. Full Story

The Huffington Post is reporting exclusively that the Brange will present at the Golden Globes on Sunday.When have you ever known Brange to present since they became the Brange? Angelina Jolie, it’s slightly more likely as she’s been more accommodating with public participation during their relationship. Full Story

It was a summit of campaign experts yesterday as Brange met with President Obama in the Oval Office. They were invited by the President to discuss Angelina Jolie’s movie In The Land Of Blood And Honey. A photographer just happened to be outside, waiting for the right shot. You know, because it’s not like there’s great security around the White House or anything. Full Story

Angelina Jolie presented her film In The Land Of Blood And Honey last night in Washington, DC with Brad Pitt by her side, naturally. She wore a grey coat. It reminded me of a better grey coat she wore a couple of years ago, almost exactly, when she and Brad were out hustling for Benjamin Button. Click here Full Story

Both were in New York last night, both campaigning before the Academy’s nomination window closes later this week. The Brange attended the New York Film Critics’ Circle gala to collect his Best Actor award, George will attend the NBR gala tonight for his Best Actor prize from that organisation, they’ll go head to head on Thursday night at the Critics’ Choice Awards back in Hollywood and again on Sunday at the Globes. Full Story

There was some Pitt Porn posing on Saturday night in Palm Springs but mostly, for both of them, it was Work Time. Both of them were selling, and separately. About half an hour before arrivals, a publicist representing Angelina’s film In The Land Of Blood and Honey came down the press line to confirm that Jolie would indeed be taking questions on the line, and that she preferred that they be about the movie. Full Story

You remember that exchange in Garden State? (I wonder if I would still love that movie watching it now instead of 7 years ago.) When Zach Braff offers Natalie Portman a ride home and she’s like, I’m not riding sidecar, sidecars are for bitches? For most people, yes.For Pax Pitt... not at all.Pax Pitt’s riding sidecar and making his dad his the bitch. Full Story

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went to a party in LA the other night for the film 72 Days by Danilo Serbedzija. Here’s what Google Translate is telling me:  When they are removed from the red carpet and paparazzi, the famous actor-loving couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are completely normal people, without excessive stellar applications. Full Story

It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got extensions. That sounds about right. This is why we all want to reincarnate as one of the Brange kids. Full Story

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, remember? Oh yeah! Madonna also directed a movie this year! And, yes, the Hollywood Foreign Press, as they did with Angelina Jolie, found a way to include Madonna on their Golden Globe Guest List by giving W.E. two music nominations which, hilariously, is kinda like reminding Justin Timberlake he’s a musician and not an actor. Full Story