JLo spent the weekend in Miami at a photoshoot, supposedly for Vogue which...Is Wintour down with Casper Smart? Sasha calls it “dumpster diving”. Me, as you know, my term for it is “slumming”. Same either way. I just... really want to be there when Jennifer Lopez tries to introduce him to Anna Wintour. Full Story

Two things are grossing me out. Two women are slumming. JLo’s oversize basecap worn to the side lover Casper Smart tweeted the other day seemingly in the face of criticism from bitches like me about the fact that she’s romancing below her station:Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Full Story

Here are Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson enjoying the winter sun on a walk in Primrose Hill today. Photo Assumption says they’re hopelessly in love, totally into it, and happily expecting the birth of their second child, her fourth. And he’s still just 21. And I am still obsessed! Also I can’t wait to see him as Vronsky in Joe Wright’s adaptation of Anna Karenina opposite Keira Knightley and Jude Law. Full Story

While JLo decided to celebrate her release from marriage by slumming it with a backup dancer who, on his best day, and I am being generous, is no more than a 5.5, Marc Anthony went with a model. And he’s flaunting it all over the social network. This is Marc with Shannon De Lima as posted on his Facebook. Full Story

JLo was in Miami for NYE. With the backup dancer. Her boyfriend and probable husband/ex-husband. I mean, you can’t call this a fling anymore now, right? When he’s around all the time, when you are never apart, when he spends time with the children, when it’s Jennifer Lopez we’re talking about, who remarries instead of rebounds, it’s never not serious. Full Story

New cover of Us Weekly is about Jennifer Lopez. According to the magazine, Marc Anthony is so pissed about her dating Casper Smart (aren’t we all???) he wants to rearrange their custody agreement to punish her. Anthony had supposedly previously agreed to primary custody for JLo. Full Story

Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend in her Bentley - which he gets to use even when she’s not in the passenger seat - hitting up a jewellery store. Full Story

Has Motherhood ever been more in style than it is now? These days in Hollywood, pregnancy can make a career and save a career. People are obsessed with getting pregnant, talking about getting pregnant, talking about other people being pregnant, talking about what it was like when they were pregnant, missing being pregnant, not missing being pregnant, and every other permutation of getting pregnant and being pregnant I may not have thought of. Full Story

A couple of weeks ago - seriously, like 2 weeks ago - JLo told Ryan Seacrest there was no one serious in her life. Really? Because JLo doesn’t know how to do “not serious”. JLo doesn’t understand dating casually. JLo doesn’t rebound, she remarries. And she and Casper Smart have not been apart now for weeks. Full Story

I thought Diddy’s shirt was bad. Then I found these shots, just released, of Jennifer Lopez before the American Music Awards, all over that downgrade she’s found herself...And I’d rather look at Diddy all day than have to deal with JLo grossing me out. Oh. My. God.Do you see what I see? Her eyes? She’s going to marry him. Full Story

It’s getting to the point where I might need to burn one of my Gossip Genie wishes on JLo and Casper Smart. Specifically, the end of JLo and Casper Smart. Before she f-cking marries him. Because you know her.  She WILL marry him. Here they are, getting on a helicopter in Kauai where she took him for Thanksgiving. Full Story

After my article yesterday on Jennifer Lopez, Casper Smart, and how she did much better - gossip-wise - back with Ben Affleck, many of you wrote to say (including Sandy C just an hour ago) that you’d never seen the Vegas photos of JLo sitting at the poker table with Ben, realising, as the paps were shooting, that it was totally, finally over. Full Story

I am begging her, Jennifer Lopez, for the sake of Gossip, to give us something better than this. JLo was on the radio with Ryan Seacrest today who tried to get her to go there about that back-up dancer she’s dating, Casper Smart, and she was all like, I don’t want to talk about my love life until it’s someone serious because of my babies and I’m super busy right now and I don’t have time to be all multiple-dating people and whatever, and then Us Weekly Full Story

Not that this Casper Smart fellow isn't nice; I'm sure he's very. Just...you know JLo. With her first two marriages, it was so BELOW stature. Ojani Noa, Cris Judd... she has this habit of going no-name when, for the good of gossip, she should be going Full Name, especially when Full Name used to be Ben Affleck. Full Story