Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this?She’s not enough for this, you know what I mean?Like, the woman who wears this dress has to be really, really special. Full Story

Jessica Biel clung on long enough to secure, finally, a proposal from Justin Timberlake. And the news happened to break on the week Drew Barrymore also announced her engagement while the world waited on the arrival of the B.I.C.Now , a week later, Jessica’s triumph has found its way onto the cover of a magazine. Full Story

Blake Lively spent the second half of 2011 impressing us by DOing it better and right up Leonardo DiCaprio’s ass, all the way into the good graces of Ryan Reynolds’s family. Has her balling paid off? It’s only the first week of January and already it’s paying off very, very well.According to The Playlist Full Story

I first reported it on December 20 - click here for a refresher. Rumours were swirling in Wyoming that Justin Timberlake had proposed to Jessica Biel there. They’ve not been seen publicly since. In the new issue of Us Weekly Full Story

A tweet from an art gallery in Jackson, Wyoming yesterday read as follows:Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night. The Amangani is a luxury resort in Wyoming. Full Story

Sarah just messaged me about this video...It’s the best sh-t EVER.Family sh-t!What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy.To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that she can swallow all the infidelity and humiliation, so long as he publicly and demonstrably loves her. Full Story

Last May I wrote an article about how actresses seem to be making a point of talking about food and their positive relationship to it in their interviews these days, as if to sell us on the notion that they actually DO eat. Click here for a refresher. Jessica Biel is the latest to go there, to discuss food like it’s something she has in common with you. Full Story

Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests...And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand you have a collection of guests were are charismatic and entertaining and then there’s Shelfy, who’s less interesting than Karl’s doll and who’s never provided a witty or clever sound-bite in her life. Full Story

On Wetten Dass in Germany the other day...Lenny Kravitz looks thoroughly depressed that a girl as gorgeous as Jessica Biel can be so f-cking boring. You see how he seems much more engaged when talking to everyone, ANYONE, else? There are a couple of shots involving Shelfy that totally crack me up. More on the way, and then a post about the food thing. Full Story

Hilarious article was posted on Us Weekly’s website today. Title: Jessica Biel has the power in Justin Timberlake relationshipAccording to a source - obviously deserving of an eyeroll - Jessica has “the power” because she took him back AFTER HE CHEATED ON HER. Full Story

On Monday night, the Not Sexiest Man Alive Justin Timberlake attended the launch of The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer in Hollywood. Jessica Biel was there too, in black, but they did not pose together. Last night the two were at the Elle December issue party at Chateau Marmont. Biel is on the cover. I LOVE HER CLUTCH. Full Story

Many of you have emailed about Jessica Biel’s quote in the new issue of ELLE magazine. You know, about the fact that she could have been Allie Hamilton to Ryan Gosling’s Noah Calhoun in The Notebook? Apparently it’s the “role that got away”: “The Notebook. That’s one that I wanted so badly. I was in the middle of shooting Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I auditioned with Ryan Gosling in my trailer—covered in blood. Full Story

Steve Carell and Jim Carrey are teaming up in a comedy about rival magicians called Burt Wonderstone (doesn’t that sound like a Will Ferrell character?), and the short list for the female lead is the randomest group of actresses I’ve seen in a long time—Olivia Wilde, Michelle Monaghan, Judy Greer, Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman. Full Story

Jessica Biel flew to Paris Fashion Week recently specifically to sit front row at Giambattista Valli. Last night she was with the designer at the Fashion Group International Night of Stars event in New York. I mean, yeah she’s worn his clothes a few times but I wouldn’t say it’s Sofia Coppola and Marc Jacobs. Full Story