Lindsay Lohan Gossip
Opportunistic Waitress
Speaking of entitled losers...Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. Full Story
Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan
I’m sure you’ve heard...Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. Full Story
Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding
Posted by Lainey
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Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story
Heads up casting agents...
Posted by Lainey
Lindsay Lohan’s entire Playboy spread has been leaked online. So... Playboy’s million dollar investment is now available for free on the internet five days before newsstands sales. That’s a lesson for anyone making a deal with that piece of sh-t. They were stupid enough to do it and to put a clause in there to withhold half the payment until the issue is officially available for purchase. Full Story
Giant Lips for Christmas
It’s been something like 3 weeks since Lindsay Lohan called up the paps. They must have her on some kind of lockdown because you know she doesn’t have that kind of willpower.So here she is leaving the salon last night, getting her attention fix. I actually like what she’s wearing. I mean the hat is ridiculous, but the pants are good, the shirt is good, I almost thought it was all good up and down, and then I saw the lips. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
The Hollywood Film Awards went down last night. Just 5 years ago in 2006, Lindsay Lohan received the Hollywood Breakthrough Award at this event. I’ve attached a few photos of her from that night. And now...
This morning’s headline: Lindsay Lohan to pose nude for Playboy.
Nod your head. It not only makes sense, you were also waiting for it. Apparently she was pushing for a million. Hugh Hefner will give it to her. And she’ll use it to pay her mother and then go shopping. And soon it will be gone and she’ll come back to him and ask for another. And he’ll say well, the fee will have to drop. And in another year it’ll be straight up porn.
You know, people don’t usually pose for Playboy and go on to win Oscars. Remember when she said she wanted one before the age of 30? This is desperate, yes. Read Full Intro
Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled
Posted by Lainey
Flynet, Suntzulynn for LE/Splash
She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated probation: attendance at counselling, completing a Shoplifter’s Alternative course, and of course, her community service. Full Story
A million little excuses
We’ll get to her janky teeth in a minute...First there’s the matter of her community service. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was fired from the Downtown Women’s Centre in LA because, well, either she never showed up as scheduled or when she did she booked it after only an hour when she was specifically ordered by the judge presiding over her case that she stay for at least 4 hours. Full Story
Dentist.
She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they go where the cash is. And they always have. Full Story
Shirtless Guy
Big Thanksgiving bonus for all you Coldplay fans who are hot for Guy Berryman. Check him out, with his shirt off, after the band’s show in Cape Town earlier this week. He is beautiful, non? Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to make us think she was his girlfriend? Click here Full Story
The model with yellow teeth
Posted by Lainey
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Lindsay Lohan went to Milan. She met a designer there. He’s called Philipp Plein. And all of a sudden, five minutes later, she’s the new face of the label, if you can call it a label, and is now, already, shooting the ad campaign. Ummm... You know who used to model for Philipp Plein? As in last year? Yeah. Full Story
Lohan throws a drink in front of her mother
Posted by Lainey
It’s fashion week in New York. Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s part of it. She’s been at a few shows. She thinks everyone is paying attention to her. And they are. But only because her lips are really f-cked up and she’s such a goddamn loser. Last night she hit up the V Magazine party. Full Story
Another Lohan, just a matter of time
Posted by Lainey
Everyone is talking about these new photos of Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali taken on Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Does she look really, really different? Ali is only 17. And, you know, teen faces change all the time. This is why I don’t always think it’s fair when those plastic surgery websites pull up photos from when a celebrity was 18 or whatever comparing to how they look now at 35 and accuse them of getting a new chin, or something. Full Story
Of course she wore white
Posted by Lainey
That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story
