Posted by Lainey
Dear Gossips,
Now that talk of a Brange breakup has temporarily abated, it’s time for Jennifer Aniston to dial it up hard. Gerry wasn’t in the picture for a couple of weeks there when the world thought that Brad might run back to his ex-wife. Gerry is firmly back in the picture now that Brad and Angelina are keeping Pitt Porn alive. For now.
So as we approach the March 19th release date of The Bounty Hunter and the requisite promotional push that will precede it, Gerry will no doubt be reported ring shopping, Jen will decorate the baby’s room, she’ll be photographed at the ob-gyn, and there may even be a meeting of the parents, all in service of course of selling a rom-com and the larger goal of saving Jen’s ambitions. Because her last two films have been unmitigated disasters. Management and Love Happens (now available on DVD!) choked and sucked sh-t, which begs the question: can Jennifer Aniston open a movie without a viable male co-star? She’s A List for sure, but she’s not a proven box office heavyweight. So if she wants to continue making films and, more importantly, making other more highly regarded films for which she, as laughable as this sounds, wants to be recognised, the success of The Bounty Hunter is critical. Jen needs this. Badly. Fabulous at 41! looks great in a bikini and might be dating Spittle, please go see their movie.
It’s Tuesday – new posts all day including one of the most egregious cases of overdressing we have ever seen.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey