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It’s the Ryder Cup this week. Bill Murray and Justin Timberlake playing in the Captains & Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah. JT said recently that:

“I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.”

Totally believe this.

Look at this approach to the green over water and all those people watching. It’s not even me and I feel sick for him. First tee shanks are the worst. I always f-ck my first tee shot because it’s always in front of other groups waiting to go up, and close to the clubhouse where you think - even though they’re not - everyone must be watching. Can you imagine this? I would sh-t myself. Then I’d find the water. Then I’d sh-t again. Then I’d proceed to par every other hole because no one else would be paying attention anymore. As far as I know, JT dribbled his ball into the lake. His fiancée Jessica Biel watched proudly.

Justin’s stag was in Mexico last week. Which we’re now on an every weekend wedding watch. But has she learned anything from Blake Lively?

Photo credits: Jamie Squire/Getty

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