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Unbelievable or outrageous celebrity statements, decisions other moves.

I Can’t can’t walk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2014 18:43:24 December 10, 2014 18:43:24
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Here to ruin the high we’ve all had from the Sony email leak, check out these shots of I Can’t Ariana Grande at Disney World yesterday performing for a pre-taped Christmas special. If there was no darkness, there would be no light. Full Story

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Porny in the backseat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 20:04:17 June 23, 2014 20:04:17
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Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Zac's PR push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 20:02:28 April 30, 2014 20:02:28

Zac Efron covers the latest issue of The Hollywood Reporter, a dick-sucky profile that's meant to promote the upcoming Neighbours and also rehabilitate his image after the rehab(s) and the under-the-bridge fighting. Oh, yeah, about that under-the-bridge incident.. Even the writer acknowledges that Efron is "coy" about what happened. Full Story

As IF Terrence Howard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2013 14:47:02 November 18, 2013 14:47:02
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 This b-tch. Terrence Howard played Rhodey, Tony Stark’s best friend, in the first Iron Man movie. He was good in the role. I enjoyed their chemistry. I enjoyed his exasperation every time Tony behaved like, well, Tony. Clearly Howard enjoyed himself too. Because he wanted more money to come back for the sequel(s). Full Story

Jonah Hill is serious, bro

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 6, 2013 13:35:34 June 6, 2013 13:35:34

To promote This is the End, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill were interviewed for a cover feature on Rolling Stone. Among that group, who do you think would come across as the most pompous and least fun? If you guessed Jonah Hill, you guessed right. And in a group that includes Franco, who’s built a vacation house up his own ass, that’s kind of a problem. Full Story

Blake in the kitchen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2013 15:54:52 May 17, 2013 15:54:52

Vogue has introduced a web series called Elettra’s Goodness featuring model Elettra Wiedemann, daughter of Isabella Rossellini. Since it’s Vogue and since Wiedemann has quite the pedigree, they’ve been able to recruit some high profile guests...starting with Gossip Girl now homemaker Blake Lively. Full Story

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Oscar As IF: Chris Evans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 22:10:02 February 25, 2013 22:10:02
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Chris Evans took his ma to the Oscars. To remind himself that it’s a big deal: "She's so excited. It's nice to remember how exciting and fun this stuff can be. Being with her brings all that back." (Source Full Story

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As IF, Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2013 21:20:35 February 1, 2013 21:20:35
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I wrote last week that I prefer the Joan Rivers way of face-jacking which is that she does it and she doesn’t lie about it. Ashley Judd wrote a piece with big words lecturing everyone last year after the Internet went crazy about what she called, at the time, a reaction to “steroid medication” due to illness. Full Story

Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:37:24 November 13, 2012 14:37:24
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Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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Kate and Harry reading

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2012 17:37:28 October 24, 2012 17:37:28
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Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks or so. Full Story

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The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 20:25:21 October 17, 2012 20:25:21
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How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

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