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Lucy Liu"s Tenty Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Source Never remembered having big ones but they look that way here, at the Tod’s opening on Wednesday – infected with a bit of Jessica Simpson Tenty Tits Syndrome, non? Not that she looks bad or anything. She doesn’t look cheap, she doesn’t look like she’s about to tip over, but to tell you the truth, she’s looked a lot better. Full Story

Lilo’s Tenty Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all over heavy and in Hollywood who the hell wants to look heavy? I call it Tenty Tits Syndrome: big boobs push out the ensemble, in this case, the material can’t fall back inwards, so it ends up hanging from her chest straight down, cutting out the waist and the curves, leaving a rather shapeless blob. Full Story

The Thinnification of Carrie Underwood?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

I don’t remember her looking this sculpted before…do you? Not necessarily alarming yet but still, there’s a sharpness to her frame that smells of starvation – the Hollywood kind, you know? A pressured standard of weight loss also found in Ashlee Simpson and Anna Kournikova. It’s the telltale eyebags that gives it away. Full Story

JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp of the Mall Weave, the Soap Opera blow out, the tackiest locks in the business, not good enough for Vanity Fair, not good enough for high fashion photo shoots, resulting in a commercial loss from Miu Miu for Jessica Simpson… And now JLo is dipping her mane in this low classy trash? Please. Full Story

Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was over – to no applause. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Jess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who defies expectations and conquers the corporate world, hilarity ensues. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite of low classy which, quite obviously, is Ken’s trademarked specialty or, in the words of a Vanity Fair insider, “tacky, amateurish …(and) very "Texas pageant. Full Story

About Jess & Tony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star QB Tony Romo. Full Story

About Jess & John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home to his own family for the rest. Full Story

AMA Wonky Eye: Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

It’s the new black, remember? And never one to ignore a trend, Ashlee has picked up her very own case of wonky eye, along with a little bit o’ rag doll…love it. Yes, she looks like an Olsen, yes the new nose could have been a prelude to a lot of new things acquired at the doctor, but since it can’t be reversed, why continue harping on a nose job that happened 6 months ago? I’m down with the dress, I’m down with the scraggly hair, I love the makeup, and I particularly love that she stopped the thinnification before it became alarming. Full Story

Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

“After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one date, all of a sudden it became a full blown romance, good for a cover on both major publications with proclamations of “Love” coincidentally the same week her album dropped and promptly died, resulting in his open denial, and the unceremonious dumping of her publicist Rob Shuter who was the scapegoat in a situation likely engineered by Papa Joe. Full Story