Ashlee Simpson Gossip

Ashlee Simpson gossip, latest news, photos, and video.

Don’t Forget About Jess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who defies expectations and conquers the corporate world, hilarity ensues. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite of low classy which, quite obviously, is Ken’s trademarked specialty or, in the words of a Vanity Fair insider, “tacky, amateurish …(and) very "Texas pageant. Full Story

About Jess & Tony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star QB Tony Romo. Full Story

About Jess & John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2006 12:00:00 November 24, 2006 12:00:00

Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home to his own family for the rest. Full Story

AMA Wonky Eye: Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

It’s the new black, remember? And never one to ignore a trend, Ashlee has picked up her very own case of wonky eye, along with a little bit o’ rag doll…love it. Yes, she looks like an Olsen, yes the new nose could have been a prelude to a lot of new things acquired at the doctor, but since it can’t be reversed, why continue harping on a nose job that happened 6 months ago? I’m down with the dress, I’m down with the scraggly hair, I love the makeup, and I particularly love that she stopped the thinnification before it became alarming. Full Story

Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

“After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one date, all of a sudden it became a full blown romance, good for a cover on both major publications with proclamations of “Love” coincidentally the same week her album dropped and promptly died, resulting in his open denial, and the unceremonious dumping of her publicist Rob Shuter who was the scapegoat in a situation likely engineered by Papa Joe. Full Story

Cam: not smiling is much better…but is a new nose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

As she said in W, she’s over her broken nose, wanted to get it fixed, even citing Ashlee Simpson as inspiration. Now X17 is reporting that her new nose was acquired yesterday – these are photos taken before the procedure. According to them, by evening she was out and about again, taking in a performance of Borat with Pipsqueak at the Grove, I’m sure we’ll see the new nose soon. Full Story

Luke Wilson: perfect for Jess?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

How disappointing…especially given his involvement in the classic Old School and association with what they call the Frat Pack, I actually thought Luke Wilson might be cool. Then again, Gwyneth did leave his sorry ass unceremoniously so I suppose it should have been a sign of things to come? Apparently he’s a first class fraud, a diva on the set, impossible to work with – so say sources from his new movie with Kate Beckinsale where he often shows up hung over and boastful about the previous evening’s conquests. Full Story

Jess: Better With Less

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her face has not been painted by a tranny…I think Jessica Simpson is a very, very pretty girl. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: No First Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy.   There is nothing profound in saying that our lives are shaped by Defining Moments, moments that dictate each and every move thereafter, experiences that form the basis of future experiences and how we react to them. Full Story

The Break Up Contest Winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Good to know there"s a healthy dose of skepticism out there mixed in with the hardcore Aniston devotion. Thanks for your enthusiasm about the giveaway - next month it"s You, Me and Dupree! Four winners below with their unedited commentary and why they were selected: Reuvie - because I sympathise Of course they are still together, and togther they shall stay until the special edition, uncut, version of The Break Up comes out on DVD (expected release October 24th, 2006). Full Story