Ashlee Simpson Gossip

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Cam: not smiling is much better…but is a new nose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2006 12:00:00 November 16, 2006 12:00:00

As she said in W, she’s over her broken nose, wanted to get it fixed, even citing Ashlee Simpson as inspiration. Now X17 is reporting that her new nose was acquired yesterday – these are photos taken before the procedure. According to them, by evening she was out and about again, taking in a performance of Borat with Pipsqueak at the Grove, I’m sure we’ll see the new nose soon. Full Story

Luke Wilson: perfect for Jess?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2006 12:00:00 November 8, 2006 12:00:00

How disappointing…especially given his involvement in the classic Old School and association with what they call the Frat Pack, I actually thought Luke Wilson might be cool. Then again, Gwyneth did leave his sorry ass unceremoniously so I suppose it should have been a sign of things to come? Apparently he’s a first class fraud, a diva on the set, impossible to work with – so say sources from his new movie with Kate Beckinsale where he often shows up hung over and boastful about the previous evening’s conquests. Full Story

Jess: Better With Less

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her face has not been painted by a tranny…I think Jessica Simpson is a very, very pretty girl. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: No First Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy.   There is nothing profound in saying that our lives are shaped by Defining Moments, moments that dictate each and every move thereafter, experiences that form the basis of future experiences and how we react to them. Full Story

The Break Up Contest Winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2006 12:00:00 October 17, 2006 12:00:00

Good to know there"s a healthy dose of skepticism out there mixed in with the hardcore Aniston devotion. Thanks for your enthusiasm about the giveaway - next month it"s You, Me and Dupree! Four winners below with their unedited commentary and why they were selected: Reuvie - because I sympathise Of course they are still together, and togther they shall stay until the special edition, uncut, version of The Break Up comes out on DVD (expected release October 24th, 2006). Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tit regret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Can you believe Janice Min gave her a cover story??? Over ghetto tits??? Like, duh...though I suppose the most enlightening revelation is finally a detailed definition on what exactly constitutes Ghetto Tittage and how one arrives at owning a pair. In the article, Tara explains her decision, saying that one was always bigger than the other and because of constant weight loss and gain (binging and starving will do that), she decided to up her cups. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond girls generally give great hair. Now I know it"s a broken record but tell me - how is THIS considered great hair? You that girl, the girl on the tv drama, the girl workin" in the diner, the girl always up to no good, the girl always skankin" on someone"s husband, the one with no friends, just booty calls - that"s the girl who would rock this "do. Full Story

Wednesday, October 4, 2006 UPDATE: Real time blogging today! Check back often after the opening paragraph! Dear gossips, Nothing profound in saying that the greatest writers are relevant for all time. Nothing surpising then to find this in Thomas Hardy - is Kevin Federline the new Jack Durbyfield? Today"s column: George Clooney - new cover, same type; Nicole"s family relations; pro-love for Jude & Sienna; the rapidly aging Lilo; the Bazaar Posh; the Gwyneth glows; the Owen appeal; and Jessica Simpson frauds again. PS. I hate to disappoint you but Katie Holmes is stunning…even more so when she moves. And judging by this meeting, it looks like we"re close.

Jessica & John: not so fast…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

TMZ reported on Tuesday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hooked up Monday night at the Four Seasons. However, by the end of Tuesday, X17 images placed Jessica with some other dude named James Krisel at an entirely different location (see attached), discrediting - yet AGAIN - the incessant attempts, likely by her people, to manufacture relationships for her whenever she has something to promote. Full Story

If Jessie came to Canada...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Check out Jessica out and about the other night with a newly enlarged pair of c*ck lips, as ridiculous as they were 9 months ago when she shot them up the first time - cheap, budget, small town trailer, tacky written all over her blonde bob, Puck Bunny written all over her big ass tits. At press time, we are just under 24 hours away from a brand new season of NHL hockey. Full Story

The Daily Disbelief: Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

It"s her birthday, or was her birthday, these are from a couple of days ago as she was leaving the theatre in London. And it STILL trips me out that this is Ashlee Simpson.  Full Story