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Ashlee Simpson: Becoming Jennifer Grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

If you"re devoted to Dirty Dancing, the original of course, in which Baby should never be put in a corner, you should be familiar with Jennifer Grey, once a promising actress with a bright future and a unique, hawkey kinda nose - distinctive, different, delightful. And then she changed it. And something went horribly wrong. Full Story

Most Surprising: Nelly Furtado

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Clever striping on a girl with a booty and shocker of shockers – she didn’t look wide…doesn’t that deserve at least a snap? Love the juicy booty, love the well proportioned body, that her legs aren’t pins, that everything balances out so evenly, that despite the fact that this dress clings to every inch of her, she doesn’t look like she’d be open to a gangbang right after the show. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: big sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Everyone seems to be making a big deal about Demi’s little red nose the other night after celebrating Rumer’s 18th birthday in LA, alongside family and friends, including the notorious Lindsay Lohan. And while I prefer to turn a naïve and blind eye to whatever it was that was ailing Demi’s nostrils, I will say that I’m not quite sure La Lilo is such a good role model for young Rumer who is apparently trying to Firecrotch her own movie career, with the support and guidance of all three of her parents. Full Story

The Daily Dress-off: Christina vs Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

Two ladies out for dinner - both dressed to kill, both dressed to impress, and who impressed the most? DEFINITELY Christina, non? Sure I"m pro-love for Simpson of late, but a floor length gown for no special reason, for no red carpet? Especially when your hairgay didn"t feel the need to go beyond the usual small jeans, small shirt uniform? A bit much, I think. Full Story


We"re back from hiatus on eTalk tomorrow and starting this week, I"ll be on twice - Mondays and Tuesdays or Mondays and Wednesdays. Tomorrow - exclusive on Jessica Simpson"s pre-Teen Choice preparations. Fresh smut Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Wednesday, August 9, 2006 Dear gossips, August 8th. In my culture, yesterday was the luckiest day of the year. Unless of course you"re a goldigger or a homewrecker or a naturally mangled, cosmetically enhanced father neglector, in which case every day from here on in is probably going to be hell. In today"s issue: Karma calamity everywhere, loin quiveration everywhere, more pro-love for Jessica Simpson, more pro-dumb for Lilo, and Becks just 3 hours away???

Thawing out for Jessica Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what self respecting man with high classy taste buds would rank her above Scarlett Johansson? And yet he persists, so we fight about it on the air, with him not being able to think of anything but her tits and me begging him to come to the realisation that her true gift lies in her lips and what she does with them when she"s on her knees. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Ashlee Simpson: Becoming MK

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2006 12:00:00 August 7, 2006 12:00:00

The shrivelling bones, the grungy hair, the dead eyes, the weak frame - don"t tell me you can"t see the resemblance. Mary Kate has her very own doppelganger, just like Kate Moss has Sienna Miller. Is the doppelganger the new Louboutin?  Full Story

Jessica horny, Ashlee near death

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

What the hell is going on here? Are the Simpsons becoming the Olsens? One is big-lipped and blonde, the other dark and emaciated, barely able to smile, let along walk herself to her car. Safe to say Joe Simpson will not be welcomed by the Goddess, savvy? Gotta love Jessie"s nippy action though. Nothin" like some see-through cherries to set the summer on fire, especially when accessorised by a mouth that can suck with the best of "em. Full Story

Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a gold dress and flashing an alarming amount of clavicle, I – along with the rest of the gossip universe – pronounced her too thin for healthy and definitely on team anorexia. Full Story