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Lindsay Lohan: big sister

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone seems to be making a big deal about Demi’s little red nose the other night after celebrating Rumer’s 18th birthday in LA, alongside family and friends, including the notorious Lindsay Lohan. And while I prefer to turn a naïve and blind eye to whatever it was that was ailing Demi’s nostrils, I will say that I’m not quite sure La Lilo is such a good role model for young Rumer who is apparently trying to Firecrotch her own movie career, with the support and guidance of all three of her parents. Full Story

The Daily Dress-off: Christina vs Jessica

August 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two ladies out for dinner - both dressed to kill, both dressed to impress, and who impressed the most? DEFINITELY Christina, non? Sure I"m pro-love for Simpson of late, but a floor length gown for no special reason, for no red carpet? Especially when your hairgay didn"t feel the need to go beyond the usual small jeans, small shirt uniform? A bit much, I think. Full Story

LastWord

We"re back from hiatus on eTalk tomorrow and starting this week, I"ll be on twice - Mondays and Tuesdays or Mondays and Wednesdays. Tomorrow - exclusive on Jessica Simpson"s pre-Teen Choice preparations. Fresh smut Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Wednesday, August 9, 2006
Dear gossips, August 8th. In my culture, yesterday was the luckiest day of the year. Unless of course you"re a goldigger or a homewrecker or a naturally mangled, cosmetically enhanced father neglector, in which case every day from here on in is probably going to be hell. In today"s issue: Karma calamity everywhere, loin quiveration everywhere, more pro-love for Jessica Simpson, more pro-dumb for Lilo, and Becks just 3 hours away???

Thawing out for Jessica Simpson

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every Wednesday, I do a five minute radio spot on Flow 93.5 in Toronto with Devo Brown. Devo is delightful but he is also delusional and week after week for months now, I have been raggin" on his ass for obsessing over Jessica Simpson - after all, what self respecting man with high classy taste buds would rank her above Scarlett Johansson? And yet he persists, so we fight about it on the air, with him not being able to think of anything but her tits and me begging him to come to the realisation that her true gift lies in her lips and what she does with them when she"s on her knees. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Ashlee Simpson: Becoming MK

August 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The shrivelling bones, the grungy hair, the dead eyes, the weak frame - don"t tell me you can"t see the resemblance. Mary Kate has her very own doppelganger, just like Kate Moss has Sienna Miller. Is the doppelganger the new Louboutin?  Full Story

Jessica horny, Ashlee near death

August 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the hell is going on here? Are the Simpsons becoming the Olsens? One is big-lipped and blonde, the other dark and emaciated, barely able to smile, let along walk herself to her car. Safe to say Joe Simpson will not be welcomed by the Goddess, savvy? Gotta love Jessie"s nippy action though. Nothin" like some see-through cherries to set the summer on fire, especially when accessorised by a mouth that can suck with the best of "em. Full Story

Keira Knightley is NOT anorexic…yet

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My mother sucks at being wrong. And in my quest to be nothing like my mother, I’ve endeavoured to always admit when I’m mistaken, even if it kills me in the process. A couple of weeks ago, after seeing Keira at the London premiere of Pirates, wearing a gold dress and flashing an alarming amount of clavicle, I – along with the rest of the gossip universe – pronounced her too thin for healthy and definitely on team anorexia. Full Story

Ashlee & Bosworth: The new Anorexic

July 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eating disorders, like viruses, can evidently mutate, morphing into more potent strains as they adapt to physical and sociological changes. As we’ve seen from the example of so many Hollywood stars, Anorexia seems to be evolving and repackaging itself for celebrity appetites, setting a dangerous example not only for those in the business but also for those who watch the business. Full Story

Ashlee Simpson: Thinnification complete

July 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’d say the Hollywood Diet Doctors have earned themselves another slamdunk success story, non? Longtime readers of my column will note that I reported this way back in December, that Ashlee had become the latest client of a frightening new slimming method and now lo and behold – the transformation is complete. Full Story