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Name the Simpson

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know it’s so wrong and it sends such a terrible message but don’t hate me when I say that Ashlee looks so great with her new nose. It’s a lovely, lovely nose. It’s inspiration for sh*ttynosed people like me. And it does go so well with her new juicy plump lips, not quite as plump as her sister during the early days of separation, but fuller all the same. Full Story

Nick up, Jess down

June 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Nick has a new girl. Her name is Kim Kardashian, daughter of Robert, who you might remember as OJ"s lawyer. Kim looks hot. Hot and brunette and probably rich. Isn"t it ironic that in the intricate world of PR messaging, Nick Lachey"s the one who came out on top? Because even though I"m told he most definitely wanted out of the Family Simpson, playing the poor jilted card was bloody brilliant, worthy of our highest admiration. Full Story

The Daily Perverted: Jessica & Joe

May 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me or did you throw up a little in your mouth? Here’s a former Baptist minister who knows his daughter’s cup size and has no qualms about wheeling and dealing her career towards a music video that shows her writhing around practically nekked on top of a muscle car. How many other fathers would be ok with that??? Jessica Simpson – the queen of inappropriate relationships. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again

May 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double platinum? Who the f&ck is buying this sh*t??? Sorry. Full Story

On Ashlee"s nose

May 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. Tired and haggard and very, very OLD. Never thought I"d say this but she"s much more attractive when she"s getting gangbanged by the Jackass crew (and/or Maroon 5) on a regular basis. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover

April 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. Full Story

The Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson

April 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s the last time I"m going to gloat this week…I promise. But this is for the haters, like Jamie L, who wrote to me not too long ago questioning the validity of my gossip. Well, well, well. I am nothing if not vain, shallow, and petty above all things. Which means that when I call something - or better yet - when my sources bring me solid gold scoop 4 months in advance and it turns out platinum several weeks later, I have to roll in it like a pig in sh*t…you get my drift? On January 2, 2006 I wrote about the Hollywood Diet Doctors Full Story

Jessica Simpson in Australia

April 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She showed up to hog the spotlight away from her sister who"s there for an MTV event. Typical, non? Call me old fashioned but I don"t consider it a good thing when someone looks at your hair and wonders if it"s a wig, a weave, or - shocker - your own. I think I get this from my mother and her disdain for imitation "ellow wee" - translation: LV. Full Story

Wilmer Valderrama: big mouth, big c*ck

March 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want to know how this guy gets so much snatch? The magic numbers are 20 below. Which is the why the only p*ssy Wilmer Valderrama has managed to weasel his 8 inch manhood into is of the teenage variety. And Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course. But then again, that slut will f&ck anything. However, before we bash, let’s first acknowledge and thank Wil V for opening his big mouth. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: faghag in Washington

March 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lame day in gossip which is perhaps why Jessica Simpson"s perceived "snub" of George Bush made top headlines in Hollywood. Our favourite honky tonk skank (and faghag in training) arrived in DC today to support Operation Smile, an organisation dedicated to helping disadvantaged young people with deformities. Full Story