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Wilmer Valderrama: big mouth, big c*ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

You want to know how this guy gets so much snatch? The magic numbers are 20 below. Which is the why the only p*ssy Wilmer Valderrama has managed to weasel his 8 inch manhood into is of the teenage variety. And Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course. But then again, that slut will f&ck anything. However, before we bash, let’s first acknowledge and thank Wil V for opening his big mouth. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: faghag in Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2006 12:00:00 March 16, 2006 12:00:00

Lame day in gossip which is perhaps why Jessica Simpson"s perceived "snub" of George Bush made top headlines in Hollywood. Our favourite honky tonk skank (and faghag in training) arrived in DC today to support Operation Smile, an organisation dedicated to helping disadvantaged young people with deformities. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: faghag in training

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from Saving Face of Jessica shopping yet again with her ubiquitous companion, stylist Ken Paves. Personally, I think this is an excellent way to regroup after a divorce and an even better way to spend her time. Because now that she"s f*cked half of Hollywood, it"s time for Jessie to fine tune those gaydar skills, just to make sure she doesn"t end up knees bent in front of a showbiz queen who couldn"t care less how good her pillowy silicone might feel around his dong. Full Story

Jessica Simpson’s new US cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, her personal assistant Cacee, and a certain pillow lipped headcase on the list of rumoured lottery winners to have pulled some Simpson pork. Full Story

From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2006 12:00:00 February 13, 2006 12:00:00

I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them is similar to the one I get when I see Jessica Simpson out with her stylist Ken Paves. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the rage on the continent and among the greasy guido set but really don"t do anything for your standard North American. Full Story

Anything for attention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements to professional feuds and now, it seems we"ve even added enhancements to the list. Full Story

A dieting update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

In early January, I posted an exclusive report about the new Hollywood Diet Doctors, a couple of medical professionals who are endorsing a supervised starvation diet with guaranteed results in as little as 30 days. Do me a favour. If you don"t know what I"m talking about, or if you can"t remember the article, go back and brush up on your gossip. Full Story

From Anonymous: Jessica & Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

I"m not one to spread rumours…but for the love of Lainey, I did heare through a "close friend" and source that Ms. Simpson got "friendly" with Mr. Johnny Knoxville on set of Dukes…. or should I say Mr. Johnny Knoxville got real friendly with Ms. Simpson"s rear….if you know what I mean. Apparently that"s how she still considered herself a "virgin" for all those years. Full Story

From Kate M: Jessica Simpson abuses the help?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Hey Lainey, I’ve just had a brain wave, is Abusing The Help Jessica Simpson? Dear Kate: I don"t doubt she drives her minions to drink…but the dirty girl who ashes everywhere and deposits her bulimic waste randomly about the house is not Jessica Simpson. Full Story

A Leo & Jessica hook up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Breaking exclusive! Just heard from a source that LA is buzzing tonight about a possible Leo D and Jessica Simpson hook up. Rumour has it they are scheduled to show up TOGETHER at two Hollywood hotspots Memphis and Aqua. It could be total bullsh*t or it could be a huge publicity scam, considering they both need PR massages these days. Full Story