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From Chelsea: on c*ck size

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00

Not that I ever want to correct such an intelligent, beautiful, and gossipaccurate woman as yourself, but actually Lainey, its not usually the drummer who hangs down to the ground in the rock bands. They"re the rabbit-esque f*ckers that give you a concussion before its all over, its the bass players that are stacked. Full Story

The Hollywood Diet Doctors

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2006 12:00:00 January 2, 2006 12:00:00

Listen up smutters because you’re not going to hear about this anywhere else. Ph.D. in gossip, remember? And for those who love to naysay – jump up my ass. 2006 is a brand new year, and I’m tired of having to hold your amateur hands while you acquaint yourselves to the real machinations of the bullsh*t that is Hollywood and its revolving door of celebrity image makers. Full Story