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NYE Baby-Free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:55:04 January 1, 2009 11:55:04

Also in Vegas at Pure, Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz hosted an affair so lame the most high profile guests were Heidi Montag and that Spencer she may or may not have married. What’s up with all this hosting business? Well, you gotta go where they pay you. So for one night, the new parents left little Bronx at home to earn some cash. Full Story

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Too much or just enough?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 12:02:03 December 16, 2008 12:02:03

Am having a hard time with this one…help me decide. So Pete Wentz was on Howard Stern today and he totally gav’er with the personal details re: his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. On the one hand – if you commit to doing Howard Stern (I have a thing for Howard Stern) you have you be prepared to go there. Full Story

Are we there yet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:44:00 October 20, 2008 08:44:00

Seems like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant forever but she still doesn’t even look that big to me. How much longer? Are we there yet? This is Ashlee leaving after dinner the other night with an expression that a shrew like me can only interpret as: Ugh. Get this thing out of me. My friend DT is due in January with her second. Full Story

Ashlee peach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 08:17:40 July 2, 2008 08:17:40

And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’s her natural hue. Full Story

Why Jess Gets No Respect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2008 06:18:35 May 26, 2008 06:18:35

Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story

Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 04:56:42 May 13, 2008 04:56:42

Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. Full Story

Everyone Is a Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2008 08:13:00 April 17, 2008 08:13:00

So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in New York and last night stepped out with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Full Story

But will it sell?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2008 06:07:00 April 16, 2008 06:07:00 is reporting it now so it must be true, right? Or they must want us to believe it’s true right? Because according to the celebrity ass-kissing magazine, Ashlee Simpson is indeed pregnant and she and Pete Wentz will wed in May. Full Story

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am road-weary and slightly hung over but ready to blog all day from West Hollywood! Dashed in and out of Portland yesterday after visiting the set of Twilight  – more on that coming soon and tune into eTalk this week to watch the interviews with the cast including Robert Pattinson (Edward), Kristen Stewart (Bella), and Rachelle Lefebvre (Victoria). If you haven’t yet heard of Twilight…you will and get ready. Based on the series by Stephenie Meyer, the film is scheduled for release in December and you know, movies don’t open in December unless they are expected to be huge. Trust.

And Pete Wentz says Ashlee Simpson isn’t expecting anything… except desperate publicity for her album and her new line of clothing. Since news of their engagement barely stirred, how sad they had to pull out the baby hoax. And then vehemently call it a baby witch hunt... but STILL nobody cared!

Sit DOWN Pete Wentz.

Voting closes today at 5pm ET for Media Idol. Am so excited and honoured for your support so far. Please click here to help me get through to the finale where hopefully I can win $1,000 for Covenant House and match $1,000 of my own. Thank you, love you, owe you, and apologies for sounding so sh*t.

Yours in gossip,


PS. This is not Bono. Feel better?

An Engagement and An Opportunity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2008 07:23:00 April 10, 2008 07:23:00

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – they’re engaged, she confirmed it online ending weeks of speculation. Oh and by the way, she’s launching her own clothing line… it comes out on April 22nd. Coincidence … or conspiracy? Why are these f*ckers SO transparent??? How long can a marriage/engagement really last if it’s exploited for professional purposes right off the get? Photos from Full Story