Ashlee Simpson Gossip

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The Generic Simpson

March 31, 2008 06:06:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that Ashlee Simpson isn’t pretty. Because she is. Really pretty. But also pretty ordinary. Particularly because of the ordinary nose. Everyone orders this nose. It’s the most popular nose on the menu. A nose that has rendered her face kinda like every other face. Just ask Ashley Tisdale. Full Story

Papa Joe Can’t Manage

December 21, 2007 04:03:56 Posted at December 21, 2007 04:03:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson has totally f&cked up Jessica Simpson’s career, not to mention her love life, and now he’s also failing with Ashlee. Ashlee’s new album was set to drop in November but has since been pushed back to early 2008. Word is she’s back in studio for rewrites and tweaks. Full Story

Rarely At The Same Time

September 27, 2007 06:26:44 Posted at September 27, 2007 06:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rarely do both Simpson sisters look good together. Ashlee has been looking great for a while. Jessica’s taken longer to get there. But now that Harley Pasternak seems to be winning the war over Ken Paves, Jess is coming around. Here they are leaving lunch the other day, each with their own distinctive style, each looking pretty cute. Full Story

Noses and Ripped Clothing

September 26, 2007 10:56:56 Posted at September 26, 2007 10:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story

Funniest.Sh-t.Ever

September 12, 2007 08:28:00 Posted at September 12, 2007 08:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It doesn’t get much better than this. Sunday night at some club after the VMAs, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and their entourage which, of course, included her creepy perv ass father (would you go clubbing with your da?) got into a scrap with some bodyguards that resulted in Ashlee getting thrown up against a wall. Full Story

Clash of the Simpsons in NYC

September 6, 2007 07:05:58 Posted at September 6, 2007 07:05:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashlee Simpson arriving for Fashion Week. Kinda generic-looking with the new nose but pleasant to look at all the same. Pleasant is a good thing. Pleasant is not an eyesore. Pleasant is also not Jessica Simpson. Have a look – Tranny Simpson also in NYC leaving Nobu yesterday. Problem with Jessica is that everything about her is a full on assault - the lips, the tits, the linebacker arms, and I didn’t know people still wore those one piece leotard things… Really? Girl better step up her A game, if it exists, and fast. Full Story

Defined by Men

July 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson with Harley Pasternak > Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves. But still… no matter how much better she looks lately, Jessica Simpson will never be my kind of girl. The kind of girl girl"s girls can relate to. Because while she may be a girly girl, she is also a boy"s girl. A girl who lives for a boy, a girl who is validated through a boy. Full Story

Jess, Dane, and a Gay

July 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Has to be said again and again… the Harley Pasternak version of Jessica Simpson is fantastic. Here she is - largely unseen photos from Prince’s show at the Roosevelt flanked by her new BFF and also…Dane Cook, which is obviously how those rumours resurfaced: that they have picked up where they left off during shooting for that straight to video suckage movie about the supermarket. Full Story

Pasternak > Paves: the Better "Mo

July 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Under the tutelage of Ken Paves, Jessica Simpson is all about big hair, loud lips, too much makeup, and overcheese. Curiously enough, for the last few weeks, Ken Paves has been remarkably absent, replaced by another Mo called Harley Pasternak, Jessica’s trainer who seems to have exerted a rather positive influence. Full Story

Homos Heal Heartbreak

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The mark of a true faghag…every time she gets dumped, every time her heart aches, Jessica Simpson runs for the ‘Mos. It’s our one common thread. After Nick there was Ken Paves. Everywhere went Jessica, everywhere went Ken. Ken and his budget ass weave. Ken of the soap opera hairstyles. Full Story

Audio Rossum

June 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. Full Story

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