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Last Time

May 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. Full Story

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

LOVE New York! Arrived late last night, back briefly in Vancouver before heading to Edmonton this afternoon – a few quick lingering thoughts re: Costume Gala etc first…

And had the honour of interviewing the most amazing woman yesterday for eTalk. Her name is Brandusa Niro (no stranger to the fashion cognoscenti out there) editor in chief of The Daily which of course is devoured by every style know-it-all during New York Fashion Week twice a year and editor in chief of the Fashion Mini – like an Us Weekly for the fashion industry, fashion gossip for the fashion insider – now published every month but up to this point sold only in select cities in the US…until now. Available in Canada starting July…love, love, love.

It’s Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Re: Cate Blanchett…yes, I’ve seen the photo printed by the UK tabloids accusing anorexia, and I’ve read your emails blasting me for saying she looked great at the Gala. Believe whatever you want but that photo was taken from a ridiculously bad angle under the most terrible light inside a white tent with every kind of weird glare bouncing from side to side and up and down. Girl is naturally slender anyway and also naturally pretty pale. Because she’s not Jessica Simpson obsessively on a tanning bed! Anyway, at one point, I was standing 5 feet away from her. She was not shockingly thin, she was not deathly thin, no one gasped – as suggested by the rags. There were no “murmurs” of alarm about her frame and everyone I was around seemed to be in agreement with her gorgessity, including members of our crew that consisted of a non-fashion dude cameraman who doesn’t know a Stam from a Birkin - even he was impressed by her beauty. But that’s boring right? Stick thin sells papers, period…but nevermind that last Fall she signed onto a film called Cancer Vixen based on Marisa Acocella Marchetto"s real life battle with the disease. By the way – did you know that Christian Bale lost 65 pounds for a movie called The Machinist and no one lost their sh-t? Sorry, I digress. All I’m saying is give her some credit. It’s CATE BLANCHETT and not some learning impaired Hollywood starlet battling the Hollywood standard. You think the formidable Cate Blanchett would succumb to vain starvation? Please.

The Bimbo Man-Over

May 9, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that I don’t think that he’s hot without the shaggy, because he totally is… but wow! Look at the cheekbones and the carefully tousled hair, even a little pout action goin’ on – the new John Mayer with a Hollywood Bimbo Makeover, here at the Costume Institute Gala and last night at the Time Magazine event, MUCH more stylish than that tranny he keeps pissing on, aesthetically definitely a huge improvement but… doesn’t that make the Simpson sting even a little more painful? First she spoiled his talent, spoiled his reputation as a cerebral, sensitive rocker, turning John Mayer into just another musician who thinks with his dick. Full Story

The BitchBeating Fan goes missing

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a long, long time since we’ve seen our old friend – the one ubiquitous fan that adorned Le Karl’s hand. That trademark accessory used to snap his disapproval, his bitchbeating weapon against the most audacious of style transgressors. Too bad the Bitchbeating Fan was absent last night…because I would have loved to see Karl Lagerfeld use it on Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Tranny Why Bother?

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why bother spending hours on makeup, hours on a new weave, squeezing those tits into the tightest dress ever…when at the end of the night, every night, she’ll end up where she started?” Bent over or on her knees… I mean, isn’t that the purpose of dressing like this? Isn’t that the only reason why Jessica Simpson looks like Jessica Simpson? To be fondled and played with and pissed on… and pissed on some more? Look at that expression. Full Story

Breaking & Entering Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

April 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robin Wright – love. Juliette Binoche – love. Jude Law… Well, two out of three ain’t bad. Actually, truth to be told, he actually didn’t make me nauseous in this one. And his clothes are beautiful. And he really is so pretty. So very pretty. As you probably know, Breaking & Entering came and went at the box office, which is unfortunate. Full Story

Drew and The Beautiful List

April 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine’s Annual Popularity Contest – the most beautiful people of 2007. Likely a double issue. Needless to say, it’s a well selling issue. Due out this week and perhaps this explains the Janice Min/Us Weekly aggression on TomKat? Knowing that People was putting out a heavyweight, Janice fights back with a major contender of her own? Battle at the newsstands? Beauty vs. Full Story

Four Spice Weekend

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All present but for Scary who is in America fighting with her baby daddy Eddie Murphy. But Ginger, Baby, Sporty, and of course Posh were all there, in honour of Bluebell’s christening. And contrary to popular opinion - LOVE the name Bluebell. Blue for short, am all over it. And she’s gorgeous, non? That rosebud mouth, not quite as large as The Chosen One Shiloh’s, but prominent still, and so pretty and fair, just like lovely mum Geri who has never been so fetching and fit… love, love, love. Full Story

McGosling Still Lives: Another Non Story

April 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the first Non-Story, click here. A thousand apologies to the sane among you who don’t give a rat’s ass. Also sorry about the asinity of this post. But I don’t exaggerate the rapacity of the lunatic McGoslings: hundreds and hundreds of emails flooding my inbox, losing their sh-t over the status of their favourite couple – so obsessed that they are practically living on message boards, overanalyzing comments, helping each other cope, and (disbelievingly enough) a few are posing as me or claiming private communication with me, and making statements and fabricating information to further their own theories about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling resulting in even more emails flooding my inbox… absolutely NOT TRUE. Full Story

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below.

It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that sh-t from every angle?

Totally. Totally totally wrong. But I can’t help it.

Enjoy…just a few more shots. Consider it a public service. That this should happen to no one else. Or… given how amusing it’s been…maybe it should.

Thursday, blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

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The Daily Bitch … Please

April 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just admit it already!!! Ashlee Simpson in Harper’s Bazaar looking wonderful, if not a little plastic and totally unremarkable. But that’s what happens when you change your nose so that you blend in with everyone else. Generically pretty is the new Ashlee Simpson. Well done. Thing is, I like the nose. Full Story