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Jess & Ashlee: becoming each other

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2007 12:00:00 January 18, 2007 12:00:00

Source Joe Simpson’s factory workers out for a night on the town, though in all fairness, maybe it’s the Sundance elevation going straight to my head but that straight on top, kinky on the bottom locks look is kinda growing on me. For someone with pin straight hair – any wave will do, you know? Full Story

The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2007 12:00:00 January 9, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or hung over. Or hung over from too many nights of being hung over. Full Story

Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t be a popular development. Because isn’t Jessica Simpson the antithesis of what John Mayer fans expected from John Mayer and what John Mayer projected was expected of him? The sensitive lyrics, the smart, quick wit, talented and respected –clearly it hasn’t precluded him from the same old same old – give him a dumb blonde with huge knockers and even huger lips and it’s all good baby…all good all night long. Full Story

The De-Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

As GayGay Wentie would say: Brava Ashlee. Brava, Brava. A year of suspect weight loss, sometimes with alarming results, and it appears that Ashlee Simpson has returned to normal. Healthy, lovely body on display at the beach in Hawaii – a distinct improvement over the large head, stick insect frame she was showing off last April, see attached. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Pervy Pimp is Pissed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Damn. Now I can’t decide who’s worse: Dina Lohan’s vicarious living or Joe Simpson’s child slave labour…sorry for the crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhea. So you know about Jessie’s meltdown at the Kennedy Center Honours, right? That she was subsequently cut from the show – reportedly at her request – and consequently not paid for her troubles: hair, makeup, clothing, accommodations - it all adds up, you know. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Un-Fixable Tranny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Amazingly enough, not all celebrities are born perfect like my Gwyneth. Some have assy hair, some have assy skin, some have assy asses, some like Katie Holmes have assy legs and some have assy legs and look like trannies, no matter how much they try to divert the attention away from the herm with their overly plumped c*cksucking lips. Full Story

Girlcrushing on Katherine Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

She’s not a size 0. She’s not even a size 2. But she looks better than any twiggy cracked out skank who can fit into the standard. Katherine Heigl at the Dreamgirls premiere last night, dressing for her body, dressing appropriately, dressing like a woman with curves who can still rock with style. Full Story

Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana – reposted from Friday for those who may have missed it. Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

Jessica Simpson"s Nightstand Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

Fresh and exclusive smut from Shreveport, Louisiana! Jess is there shooting Blonde Ambition, renting a house in a swanky neighbourhood, girl came equipped with a huge wardrobe, mostly boots - the over the knee kind - and coats with big fur collars, though she"s probably not getting much use out of them given her rather low key life while in town. Full Story

Tina’s Better than Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2006 12:00:00 December 7, 2006 12:00:00

Well, well…can you believe it? A Hollywood mother who believes in work ethic…sometimes? TMZ is reporting that Tina Simpson gave her daughter a good old fashioned tongue lashing immediately after her assy performance during the Dolly Parton tribute at the Kennedy Centre Honours the other night, “telling her that she should get out of the business if she doesn"t want to put in the work. Full Story