Twilight Tit-fat

August 9, 2010 07:08:13 Posted at August 9, 2010 07:08:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From one Try Girl to another...

Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters?

Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in a franchise entirely dependent on its three main stars, period. I guess you forget that reality by standing in front of the mirror and squeezing out the tit-fat.

How does this process unfold?

Oh look, my tits don’t fit into this dress. I’m totally wearing it.

She has a great body. There are other options. Unless of course the tit-fat is the whole point.


Photos from Wenn.com and Jason Merritt/Gettyimages.com

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