Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How is this ensemble flattering? It makes her look wide when she isn’t wide. Full Story

Earlier this week, Jessica Biel was spotted on the back of Gerard Butler’s ride, like model shots with their hair blowing in the wind, prompting speculation that they’ve become a thing. At the time, I wrote that it would be highly unlikely for Butler, who enjoys his free time, to stay devoted to her ass. Full Story

The Met Gala is not the prom. But you know, without fail, some people come to this thing thinking it’s like their own wedding. This explains why Jennifer Hudson chose Vera Wang. That’s a wedding dress, it’s a prom dress, it’s certainly not a high fashion dress, but then again, Andre Leon Talley once styled her for the Oscars like an asshole so maybe she’s a little gun shy in the sartorial game. Full Story

Now that Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and the major producers of the Twilight franchise have left Vancouver, the lower tier actors are walking on looser leashes. Which is why a couple of them, after several weeks of being ordered to stay undercover, were wide open and accessible for papping yesterday during their final days of production. Full Story

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

You know, I thought about putting an exclamation point after the title but then again, who’ll be reading this story with any kind of enthusiasm or excitement? I mean, their relationship ended the way it started– with a lot of try, and very little care. On our part. After all, it’s Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene. Full Story

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

Miley Cyrus was in Madrid for the EMAs. Jared Followill was there with Kings of Leon. Apparently they went after-partyhopping together, flirting all night, and texting too. This is what I find so confusing about the young generation. They were at the same place, at the same time, and face to face at the club. Full Story

Nicole Richie hit the gym the other day. She’s not usually photographed at the gym. Nicole would rather be photographed all steezy and sh-t wearing Winter Kate. You know who always gets photographed at the gym, though? Yeah. Ashley Greene. And somehow on the day she and Nicole were working out together, the paps show up – several agencies – to document the fact that they are (or were) friends. Full Story

The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com wrote about it one day and then even they stopped caring. Full Story

"[Joe] is head over heels for [Ashley]. He thinks she is down-to-earth and absolutely beautiful. He hasn't been this into a girl in a long time." – a source to People.com, for an article posted this weekend, on the burgeoning relationship between Ashley Greene and the Middle Vagina Jonas Virgin. Full Story

It’s your new favourite song. Well, it’s certainly my new favourite song. This is Cee-Lo and this is the break-up anthem for 2010, what Demi Lovato needs to be singing to Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene who is apparently now rubbing up her Try all over a Vagina Virgin. Thanks Hez!...and PS. Full Story

From one Try Girl to another... Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters? Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in a franchise entirely dependent on its three main stars, period. Full Story

Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage her expectations. Full Story