Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor
Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. For years now Ashton has been trying to sell us on the idea that he’s some kind of tech entrepreneur too. Just because he has money to invest in some start-ups. And fooled people into following him on Twitter. This means he can act?
We disagree on many things. But I know we don’t disagree on this: Ashton Kutcher canNOT act. Not then, not now, not ever. So, you know, rest in peace Steve Jobs. It’s heartening to know that they really did their best to find someone to honour the role. Because financing it meant more. Consolation: at least it’s not Justin Timberlake?