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No Strings, no ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2011 09:01:02 January 7, 2011 09:01:02

Finally got around to watching the red band trailer for No Strings Attached, in theatres on January 2. Can’t decide how I feel about it. There’s a moment here and there that looks like it might not suck. And I do like the line “Boo! Here comes my dick”, but I really hate the part where she’s looking at his dick with 3D glasses. Full Story

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No Strings Attached & Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2011 09:30:35 January 6, 2011 09:30:35

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher had to slum it last night at the People’s Choice Awards because they have a movie due out on January 21 called No Strings Attached. That happens to be just 4 days before Academy Award nominations are announced. And while I don’t think that Strings is a total Norbit (it’s Ivan Reitman, after all), I also don’t think Portman, in particular, who is contending for Best Actress, really loves the timing. Full Story

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Two trailers, two bad titles,and a January release

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 06:22:00 November 5, 2010 06:22:00

Love movie trailers. Hate getting to a movie late because I hate missing the trailers. Don’t understand why people complain about trailers. Even bad trailers. Bad trailers are 2 and a half minutes of saving your time later on. And you get to talk sh-t about it. What’s the problem? Two trailers were released online yesterday. Full Story

He’s back in line now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 10:29:16 October 29, 2010 10:29:16

Ashton Kutcher looks to be back on the program now, non? After several weeks of infidelity reports, and a half-assed threat at a lawsuit that, naturally, never progressed, Demi and Ashton are fronting like it never happened, like it was all bullsh-t, like they were totally, totally not affected by it, like their love and their marriage – because they never, ever fight – have evolved to a point of enlightenment that would never allow for cheating. Full Story

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Sexy or Try?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2010 08:22:43 October 26, 2010 08:22:43

Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted by a subtitle that reads “I’m a mother”. Full Story

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He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 12:18:34 September 23, 2010 12:18:34

The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. Big bonus points for showing up, fulfilling their obligations, in spite of the scandal that surrounds them. Full Story

They can’t even convince People

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2010 08:02:16 September 22, 2010 08:02:16

You know it’s bad when even People Magazine, the publication that will bunk inside the celebrity anal cavity for as long as possible until the situation speeds beyond ridiculous, can’t help but acknowledge the allegations. People Magazine somehow finds a way to print nice things about Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story

Star & Ashton bitchfight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2010 13:45:00 September 14, 2010 13:45:00

Love this. Couple of weeks ago Star Magazine printed a story about Ashton Kutcher stepping out on Demi Moore at a restaurant. Some eyewitness said he was grinding up on a skinny broad in plain view of an entire restaurant and it got so hot that you could see his erection. For real. Click here Full Story

I’d be worried too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 08:04:29 July 16, 2010 08:04:29

I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same anxiety over Lisbeth Salander and Katniss Everdeen. Full Story

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Put that away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 10:44:23 June 2, 2010 10:44:23

I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot make it happen. And she’s making it happen even less with the black helmet curled up in a hairstyle from the suburbs accentuating a really large head. Full Story

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