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She says her face is her own

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2010 10:25:19 April 8, 2010 10:25:19

Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but now... get ready for it... ugh... She’s “let go”. Full Story

Demi Moore, pontificator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 06:56:57 March 29, 2010 06:56:57

Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. Full Story

Demi to present and Cammie again???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2010 16:19:00 March 5, 2010 16:19:00

More presenters have been added to the Oscar list for Sunday. Among them Demi Moore and Cameron Diaz. Demi tweeted that she was at rehearsal today. Last night she and Ashton Kutcher hit up the Hollywood Dominos event - a regular for them. As you can see, she's in top form for awards season. Very very fresh. Full Story

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Much better Alba Bitch and Demi’s napkins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 13:41:06 February 11, 2010 13:41:06

She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and delightful and fits her beautifully. Full Story

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Shoes for the indulged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 08:57:40 January 7, 2010 08:57:40

Don’t often like the Alba Bitch’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and indulged. Full Story

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Jen & Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 06:54:00 November 10, 2009 06:54:00

And Ashton had to tag along too. Jennifer Aniston turned up in New York last night, taking the stage at one of her favourite events, The 24 Play' at the American Airlines Theatre in support of Urban Arts Partnership which provides arts programs for New York public schools. She looks great, non? Fresh highlights, tight body, serene smile. Full Story

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There’s a 20+ year difference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 14:01:02 October 29, 2009 14:01:02

Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen this up close. Full Story

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Who’s younger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 07:19:20 October 14, 2009 07:19:20

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s not scary, it’s not grotesque, it’s not unnatural… It’s ridiculous, yes, but also pretty real. Full Story

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Ashton’s losing record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 06:37:32 September 28, 2009 06:37:32

Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s established box office appeal as opposed to Ashton’s string of big screen failures and small screen disappointments, the latest being The Beautiful Life, officially canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

So blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2009 14:24:50 September 1, 2009 14:24:50

When did the Alba Bitch get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. The Alba Demon however when she’s now scowling, which isn’t often, has a face. Full Story

He can wear pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 14:28:00 August 19, 2009 14:28:00

Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long. Full Story