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Ashton’s losing record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 06:37:32 September 28, 2009 06:37:32

Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s established box office appeal as opposed to Ashton’s string of big screen failures and small screen disappointments, the latest being The Beautiful Life, officially canned after only 2 episodes. Full Story

So blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2009 14:24:50 September 1, 2009 14:24:50

When did the Alba Bitch get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. The Alba Demon however when she’s now scowling, which isn’t often, has a face. Full Story

He can wear pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 14:28:00 August 19, 2009 14:28:00

Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How many people are in this movie????? At this rate every scene will be 20 seconds long. Full Story

The beautiful Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 08:58:13 August 4, 2009 08:58:13

Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. Full Story

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White Party sh-t list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 07:31:03 July 6, 2009 07:31:03

Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara Reid. And Tila Tequila. Full Story

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Diamonds for the best work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 16:32:31 April 30, 2009 16:32:31

Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story

Twitter for some, not for others

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:22:24 March 23, 2009 16:22:24

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story

GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 13:17:43 February 11, 2009 13:17:43

You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film Happy Tears. Full Story

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Celebrity Dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 12:26:44 February 10, 2009 12:26:44

This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through the sea of paps waiting to harass them at the airport yesterday en route to Germany. Full Story

NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:22:38 January 1, 2009 11:22:38

In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Full Story

Flawless not frozen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 16:35:16 November 26, 2008 16:35:16

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking she’s totally natural, obviously not. Full Story

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