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Ashton’s Loos Carpet

April 22, 2008 12:54:43 Posted at April 22, 2008 12:54:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashton turned up with Lake Bell at the What Happens in Vegas London premiere tonight in a leather jacket and pants that hang just so, quivering quivering quivering… But shame! Look who showed up on his carpet! Do you recognise Rebecca Loos? Do you remember Rebecca Loos? David Beckham cheated on Victoria with Rebecca Loos. Full Story

Ashton Mayer

April 14, 2008 07:18:30 Posted at April 14, 2008 07:18:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Full Story

What Happens in Vegas is a Busted Face

March 31, 2008 06:17:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on Saturday at Kids’ Choice where she received the Wannabe Award. Full Story

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My Rumey’s Red Lips

March 14, 2008 10:05:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 10:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story

Chav on Wheels

March 11, 2008 11:20:00 Posted at March 11, 2008 11:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story

It’s About Time

March 10, 2008 09:45:00 Posted at March 10, 2008 09:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? Apparently, most of the time… No. Full Story

Demi Ashton Rossum

March 5, 2008 10:54:33 Posted at March 5, 2008 10:54:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. Full Story

Ashton & Demi: party every night

February 23, 2008 11:01:55 Posted at February 23, 2008 11:01:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F&ck Ashton Kutcher is hot. When he’s not a total Gary he is some serious loin quivering ridiculous sexy. Have you seen the trailer for What Happens in Vegas? Click here to view - Ashton is beautiful. Full Story

Hollywood Domino

February 22, 2008 06:51:04 Posted at February 22, 2008 06:51:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No for real. Like actually playing dominos – it’s the latest in themed parties for celebrities, favoured in particular by Ashton and Demi at a super glam old school benefit event last night. And he is SERIOUS about his dominos. Apparently when the tournament started it was like – game on, bring it. Full Story

Staging in the Park

February 8, 2008 10:31:58 Posted at February 8, 2008 10:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught in a passionate embrace. He reminds me of Daniel Craig. Full Story

Matching Couples

February 7, 2008 09:02:57 Posted at February 7, 2008 09:02:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen and Gavin in black and fuelling the baby bump obsession. Why do people lose their sh*t these days over baby bumps??? More intriguing is the Gwen/Madge connection. As you can see, Gwen and Gavin brought their brand to the Malawi event last night, though there have long been rumours that her Madgesty does not appreciate that Gwen is essentially the new Her. Full Story

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