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Taking out Tallulah Belle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 07:05:38 October 15, 2008 07:05:38

Demi and Ashton took brought their youngest with them last night onto the carpet at the Glamour Reel Moments event and Tallulah Belle showed off her Louboutins. TB is 14. Bet your Botox she has more pairs than you do. Credit to the Willis/Kutchers though, at least Tallulah still looks like a teen. She has that awkward gangly vibe about her and the expression on her face – trying so hard to be older but only succeeding in looking younger – TB’s attempt at “sexy” actually brings out her remaining innocence, unlike that old hag Ali Lohan with “experience” written all over her 35 year old face. Full Story

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Her Michael Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:26:34 August 21, 2008 07:26:34

Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her surgeon too. Full Story

Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:52:20 June 2, 2008 04:52:20

Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his face. Ashton’s attempts at older manliness are equally as ridiculous. Full Story

Coveting Cam’s Shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 05:42:00 May 5, 2008 05:42:00

Cannot wait to see what Cam will wear tonight at the Costume Institute Gala. And if the shoes she wore for a junket this weekend in New York are any indication… Cam is going to bring it. Cam is going as a guest tonight of Vogue. Yes. Vogue. As in Anna Wintour. As in NOT Emmy Rossum Full Story

Cammie Comes Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2008 08:07:09 May 2, 2008 08:07:09

Cameron Diaz made a bright return to the carpet last night in LA for the premiere of What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, she was lovely and spirited and she and Ashton have wonderful chemistry. They actually look really, really great together, non? What Happens in Vegas opens next Friday. Can it take down Iron Man? Cammie vs Gwynnie! Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Ashton’s Loos Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 12:54:43 April 22, 2008 12:54:43

Ashton turned up with Lake Bell at the What Happens in Vegas London premiere tonight in a leather jacket and pants that hang just so, quivering quivering quivering… But shame! Look who showed up on his carpet! Do you recognise Rebecca Loos? Do you remember Rebecca Loos? David Beckham cheated on Victoria with Rebecca Loos. Full Story

Ashton Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2008 07:18:30 April 14, 2008 07:18:30

Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts that fit well, hair that works messy, hair that works neat. Full Story

What Happens in Vegas is a Busted Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:17:00 March 31, 2008 06:17:00

Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on Saturday at Kids’ Choice where she received the Wannabe Award. Full Story

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My Rumey’s Red Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2008 10:05:00 March 14, 2008 10:05:00

This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story

Chav on Wheels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2008 11:20:00 March 11, 2008 11:20:00

Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she drives around in a f&cking white Porsche emblazoned with her initials. Full Story

It’s About Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 09:45:00 March 10, 2008 09:45:00

Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? Apparently, most of the time… No. Full Story