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Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion. Full Story

The Modern Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Bruce Willis in the current issue of Vanity Fair, photographed by Annie Leibovitz in the Caribbean during a family holiday with Demi and their three daughter and of course with Ashton Kutcher. Both Bruce and Demi say they’ve worked hard to make it work well, that things are as they should be, that they all care for and respect each other… which, forgive me for going all Oprah, is pretty damn cool. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher: Still Gary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2007 12:00:00 January 9, 2007 12:00:00

If you’ve been reading my site long enough, you should know what I mean: Ashton’s pathetic attempt at facial hair resembling Gary from Team America – here a patch, there a patch, STILL a patch, everywhere a patch patch…is there anything uglier than a patchy beard? Especially on someone so gorgeous? Why does he persist? Here are Ashton and Demi and I think that’s the little one – Tallulah…I think. Full Story

The Ageless Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a gaping hole between her breasts and a leather belt cinched around her waist, holding a tea cup, an almost surprised expression on her face, almost caught in mid-sentence…you wouldn’t think she was a day over 28. Full Story

Reese & Ryan: the other woman and the other women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

How about the National Enquirer? Three weeks, three lock tight, slam dunk home runs beginning with the Grey’s Anatomy controversy…clearly stepping up to the smut game and delivering huge. As you know, they were the first to reveal the identity of Ryan Philippe’s *latest* on set fling, some flooze named Abbie Cornish with whom he has not been shy about groping all over Texas. Full Story

Dirty Face does Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but still…in this day and age, for a 20 year old to get her ass kicked by 40 is nothing to be proud of. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is the sorry attempt at facial hair. Have you seen Team America World Police? We were playing poker last week and had it on in the background. Full Story

Movie Trailer #1: Ashton Kutcher stirs my loins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

I don"t care for Kevin Costner. If I wanted to worship an arrogant, massage perv, chronic philanderer - I"m more than happy to focus on Ryan Phillippe. But even though the Postman puts me into a disinterested coma on the best of days, I probably will see The Guardian only for Ashton Kutcher. Because if the trailer is any indication, Mr Moore delivers a loin quiveringly explosive performance that is easy on the eyes, hard on the thighs, and blessedly short on facial pubes - a look he"s been inexplicably rocking for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but his preternaturally preserved wife. Full Story

Justin pouts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2006 12:00:00 April 23, 2006 12:00:00

Oh gwumpy wumpy little baby JT. Big superstar doesn"t appreciate being followed by the pappies. Big superstar driving a super expensive BMW hates the attention. Big superstar with several other high end cars and lives in a gazillion dollar mansion supported by millions of fans with an appetite for candid photos gets all poo poo sulky if you don"t let him enjoy his high glam life in private. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Two months ago I was singing his hot praises. Unfortunately, Ashton has now fallen back into the sh*tter. Because on Mr. Moore, hirsute is horrid. And hirsute has earned him the distinction of being named the Daily Ugly not once but twice. I don"t know why anyone would want to make a hairy face and look like Dominic Monaghan. Full Story