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Clean Cut Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2007 12:20:46 October 2, 2007 12:20:46

Ashton Kutcher – without the sad attempt at growing a beard, he is the hotness. No wonder she’s so happy…I’d be happy too. And they look happy together. Here are Ashton and Demi on the sidelines at the Giants game Sunday night…still together and still wanting to be. As I’ve said before, I wasn’t a believer to begin with but am totally a believer now. Full Story

When Gary goes away…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Full Story

Herm Ass or Shelf Ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2007 14:46:17 August 29, 2007 14:46:17

I say Herm Ass. If I had my pick, I’d take Cam’s ass over Biel’s any time. Have a look – Cameron shooting a scene with Ashton Kutcher in NYC for What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, this dress is unforgiving. And Cam’s ass has nothing to be sorry for. She looks incredible… though I wonder if her wardrobe for this film is probably going to be the best thing about it. Full Story

Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion. Full Story

The Modern Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2007 00:00:00 May 4, 2007 00:00:00

Bruce Willis in the current issue of Vanity Fair, photographed by Annie Leibovitz in the Caribbean during a family holiday with Demi and their three daughter and of course with Ashton Kutcher. Both Bruce and Demi say they’ve worked hard to make it work well, that things are as they should be, that they all care for and respect each other… which, forgive me for going all Oprah, is pretty damn cool. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher: Still Gary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2007 12:00:00 January 9, 2007 12:00:00

If you’ve been reading my site long enough, you should know what I mean: Ashton’s pathetic attempt at facial hair resembling Gary from Team America – here a patch, there a patch, STILL a patch, everywhere a patch patch…is there anything uglier than a patchy beard? Especially on someone so gorgeous? Why does he persist? Here are Ashton and Demi and I think that’s the little one – Tallulah…I think. Full Story

The Ageless Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a gaping hole between her breasts and a leather belt cinched around her waist, holding a tea cup, an almost surprised expression on her face, almost caught in mid-sentence…you wouldn’t think she was a day over 28. Full Story

Reese & Ryan: the other woman and the other women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2006 12:00:00 November 1, 2006 12:00:00

How about the National Enquirer? Three weeks, three lock tight, slam dunk home runs beginning with the Grey’s Anatomy controversy…clearly stepping up to the smut game and delivering huge. As you know, they were the first to reveal the identity of Ryan Philippe’s *latest* on set fling, some flooze named Abbie Cornish with whom he has not been shy about groping all over Texas. Full Story

Dirty Face does Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but still…in this day and age, for a 20 year old to get her ass kicked by 40 is nothing to be proud of. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is the sorry attempt at facial hair. Have you seen Team America World Police? We were playing poker last week and had it on in the background. Full Story