Oh look it’s Ashton Kutcher who cheated on his wife with hot tub girls and received job offer after job offer following the incident. Ashton took Mila Kunis out for dinner last night. Well, when it comes to Ashton Kutcher, if there’s dinner involved, you know it must be serious. And you know she must be into it for more. Full Story

Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. Full Story

I LOVE Mila Kunis a lot. I will watch her in almost anything. Even Friends With Benefits. Which is why I’m so gutted that this is happening. That whatever it is with Ashton Kutcher is more than just shamef-cking. Unless shamef-cking now includes getting dressed up for a romantic Italian dinner. Full Story

The UK’s Sunday Mirror is the original source for this story so... it might be kinda sketch. The reason why so many find it believable though is all about Demi Moore. Doesn’t it seem totally possible and probable that Demi Moore would take back Ashton Kutcher? Given what you know about Demi Moore and the impossible standards she could never release, no matter how much spiritual therapy she received, how could you doubt it? This report has legs because it’s exactly what you expect of her. Full Story

This list evolved years ago as a kind of joke for actor/comedian friends, but then some of them actually started using it and it took on a life of its own. Recently I was asked to update it for the post-Twitter celebrity world and Lainey’s thoughts on Jessica Biel and Twitter and the dwindling cachet of celebrity mystery Full Story

Ashton Kutcher’s ad for Popchips has been pulled. Kutcher plays several characters in the commercial, one of whom is a character called Raj - Ashton in “brown face” with a thick accent. I’m surprised they didn’t go balls out and put him in a turban. Obviously he’s a moron. But what’s more alarming is how this was approved. Full Story

Mila Kunis and her Shame F-ck Ashton Kutcher spent last weekend together in a small sleepy California town. She’d previously denied that there was anything going on between them so you can imagine the “Ohhhhh sh-t” in her head when the paps found them and started shooting. Mila was in Vegas the other day for CinemaCon and Ben Lyons slyly found a roundabout way of throwing the Ashton question in her face. Full Story

Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it all, doesn’t it? Oh My God, I so do not want to f-ck you. Full Story

Last week Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were out for dinner together, supposedly with some other friends. X17 reported that they were hooking up. Click here for a refresher. Mila’s publicist then released a statement emphatically denying that they’re dating, strongly insisting that they simply happened to be out in a group of people with no intimate connection between them. Full Story

X17 reported yesterday that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were out on a date the other night. I wrote that I thought and hoped that she was smarter than that. And it looks like she is. Mila’s rep issued a swift and strong denial immediately after the X17 report went viral. Full Story

X17 shot Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher out together the other day and is now saying they’re together. I dunno...I mean, it’s Mila Kunis. I’ve no doubt Ashton Kutcher wants to get with Mila Kunis. But would Mila Kunis get with Ashton Kutcher? I want her to be smarter than getting with Ashton Kutcher. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher was photographed in New York today with a woman who may or may not be a friend or a lover; it’s hard to say. It’s been nothing but awesome for Ashton since he was caught cheating on Demi Moore. He was just confirmed to play Steve Jobs. And they say he’s close to signing on for another year on Two And A Half Men (source Full Story

A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. Full Story

This is Rihanna on Wednesday night after dinner. On Tuesday night at midnight, according to TMZ, Rihanna pulled up at Ashton Kutcher’s house. They posted a blurry photo of her in her SUV (with her entourage). She stayed until 4am. So, naturally, everything thinks they were f-cking. Why not? Single people f-ck each other all the time. Full Story