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The Cheater Fist Pump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2012 22:53:18 February 21, 2012 22:53:18
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I had to post these shots of Ashton Kutcher and Kobe Bryant at the Laker game last night. Do you think in the Cheaters Club there is a hierarchy? Like...would they be fist-pumping Jesse James? Or is he a lower level cheater? Tiger Woods, obviously, has a lifetime membership in the A List secret chamber even though they secretly talk about him behind his back for nailing the Perkins waitress with a tampon in the back of the car. Full Story

GG Most Likely To F-ck: Elle Macpherson & Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 14:27:14 January 16, 2012 14:27:14
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As I said, I would not be surprised if she was sitting on his face as soon as they got off stage.Oh I’m sorry, was that too crude for you? Who are we talking about here? Are we talking about Prince William? Or are we talking about Ashton Kutcher who spent his 6 year wedding anniversary in a hot tub with a rally girl, NASCAR at best? And, right beside him, Elle Macpherson who. Full Story

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Shaving to rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2012 18:50:07 January 12, 2012 18:50:07
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The TCA winter press tour was held at the Langham Pasadena. This is where I was staying last week and part of this week. They have great hotel pens. I’m the low classy daughter of the Chinese Squawking Chicken who took two, one for me and one for my ma who will wave it around the hospital and tell people it’s from Frank Sinatra. Full Story

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First free holiday...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 15:31:17 December 22, 2011 15:31:17
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In many years for Ashton Kutcher.He’s now officially single, having publicly humiliated and driven away Demi Moore with infidelity, Ashton was spotted in Berlin enjoying his freedom while in town for “business meetings”. That this f-cking loser is considered an entrepreneur... It’s a joke is what it is. Full Story

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The Heigl-Kutcher-Duhamel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 17:27:52 December 6, 2011 17:27:52
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Katherine Heigl’s movies, you know, they’re not exactly rivalling Christopher Nolan’s. Same goes for Ashton Kutcher. And when those two collaborated, we ended up with Killers, maybe one of the worst pieces of sh-t movies of the last 20 years, slightly worse than another piece of sh-t called Life As We Know It, starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel. Full Story

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Dumb people support dumb movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 15:54:00 December 6, 2011 15:54:00
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Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty to pose with him like they’re friends, like they enjoy each other’s company. Full Story

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They un-followed each other

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 15:40:33 November 18, 2011 15:40:33
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This is what it’s come to, I guess. It’s really, really, REALLY over when you un-follow your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/lover on Twitter. And re-follow for a booty call, and then un-follow anew to mark that it’s done for good. Shortly after Demi Moore released her statement yesterday that she’s to divorce Ashton Kutcher, they un-followed each other on Twitter. Full Story

Demi is actually leaving Ashton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2011 21:55:16 November 17, 2011 21:55:16
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Major announcement on a Thursday which...Let’s come back to that. Demi Moore confirmed to The Associated Press that she will file for divorce from Ashton Kutcher."It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. Full Story

Are you getting enough air in that big ass trailer???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 18:34:40 November 10, 2011 18:34:40

Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter. Rather, he linked from his Twitter to a long ass post explaining himself, more like defending himself, more like bitching about the people who criticised him for defending, at first, Joe Paterno, and then recanting, and then pouting off into the night. I don’t know if this “message” is a joke. Full Story

Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05
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You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story