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New York Justin knows New York food

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2018 19:31:53 April 4, 2018 19:31:53
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This is starting to feel like a joke… except it’s not a joke. It’s Justin “New York” Theroux, really leaning into the “New York” part of himself, to the point that it’s become a middle name.  So. To recap: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux ended their marriage. Full Story

G’s 20 lbs and her Nashville hustle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2010 15:03:20 November 9, 2010 15:03:20

Did you see this on People.com? Tracy Anderson going off about how Gwyneth Paltrow had to gain 20 lbs for Country Strong? "They wanted her to eat a lot of chicken. It was frustrating for me, but they wanted her to gain. When I trained her for the first Iron Man movie, I took 30 pounds off her. Full Story

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Oh Rumey, shut your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 13:21:00 August 26, 2009 13:21:00

Asstalking is sweeping the continent. This time it’s my Rumer Willis. Rumey has managed to nail down a few roles here and there. Suddenly it’s gone to her head, and now she’s insisting that her 3 famous parents have nothing to do with her success. That she is getting jobs on talent and not on connection. Full Story