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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:13:47 January 14, 2013 16:13:47
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Selena on JB’s schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2012 17:42:28 November 28, 2012 17:42:28
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Bryan Bedder/ Stephen Lovekin/ Getty

Selena Gomez was in NY last night at the UNICEF Ball. Justin Bieber was also in NY in advance of his show at Madison Square Garden tonight. Meet-up? According to US Weekly he’s desperate to get her back. According to sources who saw him the other night inviting a girl to sit on his lap, he may not be going about it the right way. Full Story

Colin’s night at the Roxbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 15:30:45 November 20, 2012 15:30:45
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Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

Let’s ease into it today... Check out Colin Farrell on the set of Winter’s Tale yesterday working a new hairstyle. Roxbury hairstyle? Gross, right. But gross...now. Then? Come on. Back then you were never into a dude who looked like this? Fine. Some of us weren’t so lucky or. Full Story

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George Clooney’s girlfriend gets to present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2012 14:07:21 November 19, 2012 14:07:21
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FameFlynet, Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Stacy Keibler presented at the American Music Awards last night because... She’s dating George Clooney? Far as I know there’s not much else to promote. And whatever she does have to promote, I’m pretty sure it’s not on ABC either. Whatever. We’ve already established that being George Clooney’s girlfriend has its many advantages, so long as you’re not a dumbass about the contraband, marriage and babies. Full Story

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Best Emmy Tolerance: Connie Britton with Hayden Panettiere

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 17:00:30 September 24, 2012 17:00:30
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s what kills me about awards shows – the stars actually get to be responsible for their own appearances. They spend their workdays being manicured and groomed within an inch of their lives – I have seen wardrobe people adjust actresses’ camel toes – but on a big night like this, they indulge their own tastes, and I just picture the costume designers of the shows at home, watching the carpet, and screaming as their carefully constructed image is decimated in seconds. Full Story

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The Cambridges’ second tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2012 14:45:15 September 11, 2012 14:45:15
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Chris McGrath/ Pool/ Getty

Prince William and his Catherine were in Singapore today, the first stop on their 9 day tour of South East Asia and the South Pacific. I really hate the middle aged way she wears her hair sometimes. Like in the afternoon, swept back on both sides and secured with those mini clips, she looks like she’s at least a decade older if not more. Full Story

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Catherine misses gymnastics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 13:47:34 July 31, 2012 13:47:34
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Wenn, Bauer

Catherine Cambridge was not with Princes William and Harry as were agonising over men’s gymnastics yesterday and Team GB’s remarkable achievement. Instead she was probably getting ready to attend the UK’s Creative Industries Reception at the Royal Academy of Arts. Here’s Kate in dove grey and a regal updo which, I mean, I know she’s a royal person and these hairstyles are kind of expected from royal ladies but I dunno, it’s not my favourite and I also think it’s way too fancy for what she’s wearing. Full Story

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Is that you, Joey Potter?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 15:28:33 July 24, 2012 15:28:33

Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a week before Katie blindsided Tom Cruise with her divorce filing. Full Story

John Travolta Lloyd Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 17:05:24 June 8, 2012 17:05:24
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Kevin Winter/Getty

This is some really, really harsh hair-shading. Think of your eyebrows and when you fill them in. That’s only a small section though. Now imagine doing that over your entire head. The result is John Travolta last night at the AFI event to honour Shirley MacLaine. I’ve mentioned this before but a long time ago and there have been new readers since: Michelle and I interviewed John Travolta at the Super Bowl a few years ago. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus for American Idol?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 14:23:10 May 21, 2012 14:23:10
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images, FameFlynet

I love the look of a jacket dress and nothing else. If I had reason to, and breasts that could stand on their own like that, I would do the same. The problem here is the hair. She's grown up enough with the bare chest, she doesn't need to add another 20 years to herself with a middle-aged blow out and much, MUCH too much eye makeup. Full Story

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