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Michelle Williams: boots and bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2015 16:12:29 October 27, 2015 16:12:29
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I miss Michelle Williams. It’s been a quiet couple of years of her, by choice. Her last film, Suite Francaise, was released only in Europe, not in North America, though it was reasonably well received. I guess they just couldn’t find a distributor who thought that audiences over here would be into it? We’re cultural pigs, basically. Full Story

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Captains Cambridge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2015 18:15:27 October 23, 2015 18:15:27
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Prince William and Princess Catherine are in Scotland. Today they visited The Corner and participated in an anti-bullying workshop. They also climbed aboard the Royal Research Ship Discovery in Dundee. I like these shots of them at the wheel. I mean imagine if he actually started shouting “I’m the king of the world”? It’s kind of true. Full Story

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Beyonce, Jay Z, and Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2015 16:05:52 October 23, 2015 16:05:52
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For years people have been rumouring about whether or not Jay Z and Rihanna had a thing and whether or not Rihanna had anything to do with what when down in that elevator. There’s an unauthorised biography about Beyonce that’s come out called Becoming Beyonce and the author, J Randy Taraborrelli, claims to have finally solved the mystery. Full Story

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Stop.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2015 19:21:55 October 21, 2015 19:21:55
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There was a Tidal concert last night. But the best moment of the evening did not come on stage. It happened on the carpet. When Beysus was posing. She wore a deep cleave outfit. An assistant was making sure there wouldn't be a tit slip. Then this.   #Beyonce #TIDALX1020 Full Story

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G Team on a Tuesday night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2015 14:12:19 October 14, 2015 14:12:19
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Gwyneth Paltrow was out with Nicole Richie and Kate Hudson last night at the La Mer party. This is an amazing jumpsuit on her. She’s wearing the f-cking sh-t out of it. Too bad about the terrible hair. Thing is, I don’t have any suggestions here. Maybe grow it a few inches longer? But then if it was she and Kate Hudson would be almost twins. Full Story

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Charlize Theron for the girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2015 15:25:57 September 29, 2015 15:25:57
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Charlize Theron has been in New York the last few days. She spoke at the Clinton Global Initiative on Sunday and yesterday she was at the Social Good Summit in support of the Let Girls Learn campaign led by Barack and Michelle Obama. Today she’s expected to join Flotus at The Power of an Educated Girl panel at the Apollo Theatre. Full Story

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Will hugs Katy’s “gringe”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2015 15:35:31 September 28, 2015 15:35:31
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My friend Lorella, who lives in England, texted me this morning: They’re calling Kate’s hair a “gringe”. Grown out fringe. I think that’s worse than the actual haircut. Would you avoid a haircut because the actual name of the haircut sucks? “Gringe” is a terrible word. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge or Russell Brand?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2015 17:01:12 September 25, 2015 17:01:12
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Princess Catherine visited the Rehabilitation of Addicted Prisoners Trust at HMP today, meeting with inmates struggling with addiction. It was a secret engagement and the press were asked not to release the information until after she’d left. Hilariously, according to the Daily Mail Full Story

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Britney the elder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 12:47:12 August 31, 2015 12:47:12
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Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the whole time? Trotsky…or something? Of course, I know he wasn’t named after a Marxist politician and the inspiration behind Snowball but that’s what I kept hearing. Full Story

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