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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Alexander Skarsgard’s really bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2015 14:26:00 June 15, 2015 14:26:00
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Alexander Skarsgard was in LA this weekend promoting The Diary Of A Teenage Girl. The film received  excellent reviews after Sundance and the LA Times just called it “exhilarating” ...even though, um, it’s about statutory rape. Full Story

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Prince Harry Salutes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2015 15:23:11 June 11, 2015 15:23:11
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Prince Harry joined Prime Minister David Cameron at the unveiling of the Bastion Memorial today to honour those who lost their lives in Afghanistan where Harry was stationed for two tours. As I’ve repeated many times, Harry is the best rep for the family right now. He always shows up for the veterans. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence’s two MET dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 12:55:16 May 5, 2015 12:55:16
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Hated what Jennifer Lawrence wore to the MET Gala main event, especially as one of the co-hosts. Is it limiting, this Dior deal? Duana wrote earlier about Emily Blunt, about assuming Emily was more fashion forward than she actually is because, hilariously, she was in Devil Wears Prada. And I feel like I’ve done the same with Jennifer because her personality is just so not aligned with what she’s been wearing. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:19:32 May 5, 2015 11:19:32
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So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’m wondering if she and her makeup artist were like, we’ll just give you some slanty eyes and you’re good to go! I just spent several minutes looking at photos of her through the Fifty Shades press tour. Full Story

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Kate Hudson: Worst Gold at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:01:25 May 5, 2015 05:01:25
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As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well… Kate Hudson in Michael Kors was a mess. The problem is the hair. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling goes dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2015 15:35:00 April 16, 2015 15:35:00
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Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story

Hardy comes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2015 17:42:35 April 15, 2015 17:42:35
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Tom Hardy’s been working on The Revenant for months in Canada. On Monday he returned to London from Calgary. Next: promotion for Mad Max: Fury Road, one of the most anticipated movies of the season. So… he’ll be on the press tour with a shaved head and a heavy beard. A bonus for him because he seems to enjoy suppressing his hotness. Full Story

Clint, Bradley, and Suki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2015 15:22:30 April 13, 2015 15:22:30
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Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper, and Suki Waterhouse were all at Coachella this weekend. I guess Clint is really into AC/DC. Or maybe there was a secret meeting with Beyonce for A Star Is Born. That’s going to be my theory. Anyway, as you can see, Coop and Suki seemed close. Apparently they were together in Venice on Thursday, then she went back to his place, before they both headed to Palm Springs for the festival, behaving like they’re totally back together, as Leonardo DiCaprio stands off the to the side, shaking his head in disappointment. Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s officially your dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2015 17:25:47 April 10, 2015 17:25:47
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I posted shots of Brad Pitt’s grey beard in New Orleans the other day – click here for a refresher. But he was wearing his own clothes that day and hat. This time, he’s properly in costume on the set of The Big Short. And…well… the hair doesn’t match the beard, for starters. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: wins more, collects more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 13:39:32 March 30, 2015 13:39:32
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Taylor Swift tried to clarify for us that it’s not “Starbucks lovers” in Blank Space last night at the iHeartRadio Music Awards when she won for Best Lyrics but it all just ended up sounding like promotion for her upcoming tour. Right? Every time she was on stage, speaking, it was about the tour. Full Story

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