Assy Hair Articles

Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Robert Pattinson’s patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2014 14:49:36 November 14, 2014 14:49:36
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Tibrina Hobson/ Getty

Robert Pattinson gave us a good look at his haircut last night at the GOGO Gala in Beverly Hills. He shaved too. And from the front, it’s not bad. That’s the best suit I’ve seen on him in a long time, no sign of any mothering hip action at all. He even seems young and more English again. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Reality Bites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2014 15:36:07 October 16, 2014 15:36:07
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Wenn, Splash

I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out what Beyonce’s new hair was reminding me of. Vickie! Realty Bites! It’s one of my favourite movies. And it’s not just the short blunt thick bangs. It’s also Vickie’s style. Vickie dressed like a 1950s housewife took a bath in grunge. Full Story

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Beyonce’s new blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2014 19:45:04 October 14, 2014 19:45:04
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FameFlynet, Ada/ Getty

Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that she and her family can enjoy a private tour. Full Story

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Pippa & Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 17:00:47 September 3, 2014 17:00:47
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WENN

Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 13:37:30 August 18, 2014 13:37:30
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Xavier Collin/ Celebrity Monitor/ Splash

The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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Cute outfit ruined by hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2014 17:10:36 August 13, 2014 17:10:36
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FameFlynet, Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Mentioned this the other day at the Teen Choice Awards – Taylor Swift’s hair, click here for a refresher. Then yesterday at The Giver press conference in New York… Really, really cute outfit. I LOVE it. And it’s H&M. Full Story

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The problem with the daily fashion show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2014 14:58:01 August 11, 2014 14:58:01
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

New York City has been a runway for Taylor Swift the last few months. Every day we see her in new gear, every day she’s modelling a cute outfit, a fresh pair of kicks, a rainbow coloured bag… So here she is at Teen Choice last night. Wearing something she may or may not have been papped wearing while stepping out of her NYC apartment. Full Story

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Zoe’s dress distraction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2014 17:24:44 July 22, 2014 17:24:44
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FameFlynet

There’s been some buzz that Zoe Saldana is pregnant. If she is, she wore a dress to try and distract from it last night at the Guardians Of The Galaxy premiere. So, while you baby-obsessed are busy trying to figure out whether or not it’s a bump, I’ll be over here talking about her hair… As bobs go, this is not the best I’ve seen. Full Story

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Kaley’s two bad hair days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2014 16:09:14 June 20, 2014 16:09:14
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Christopher Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

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Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2014 15:50:11 June 9, 2014 15:50:11
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Wenn, FameFlynet, SartorialPhoto/ Splash

Not really into men with bobs. Orlando Bloom is wearing his hair bobbed. And when he has to wear the bob fancy, he gets it all gel wet and pushes it back. Doesn’t work for me. He hasn’t worked for me in a long, long time. I’m not actually sure he really works for anyone. The reason why they think he still works is because they see him from memory. Full Story

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