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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 17:38:02 September 23, 2013 17:38:02
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Worst Emmys Makeup & Hair: Anna Faris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 16:04:43 September 23, 2013 16:04:43
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Jason Merritt/ Robyn Beck/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress on her face, you know? Like…is it breaking? I don’t want to say that. Full Story

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Worst Emmy Tendrils: Malin Akerman

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 13:58:55 September 23, 2013 13:58:55
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

Okay, so we know there’s a hierarchy to these things, right? All the dresses are chosen in sequence of who gets to wear them, with the best going first, and the last ones going to the guest stars or wives or ladies Of A Certain Age. Malin Akerman isn’t super A-list, but she’s not nobody, either. Full Story

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It's past his shoulders now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2013 17:15:10 July 17, 2013 17:15:10
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FameFlynet

Brad Pitt's hair. Like before it was grazing his shoulders. Now though, as you can see, it's long enough so that he can, you know, if you have it or you've had it, flip it back behind your shoulders with your hand. Are you into it? Brad's looks can be polarising. For the most part, I'm usually pro-Pitt. Full Story

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Jen's fringed bob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2013 14:50:52 July 17, 2013 14:50:52
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

This is apparently what Jennifer Aniston's hair in Squirrels For The Nuts will look like. This is apparently what "therapist" hair looks like? She plays one in the film. Here's Jen heading to set today wearing her big engagement ring. These shots provide a really good illustration of what a difference good hair makes. Full Story

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Axl Brad Val

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2013 15:39:22 June 18, 2013 15:39:22
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Maybe...it’s time to the cut the hair. Here’s Brad Pitt last night at the NY premiere of World War Z. We were talking yesterday about Brad Pitt’s Carb Face Hustle and whether or not it’s filler, which is what I think. Full Story

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Oh thank God it was a wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 14:40:21 May 16, 2013 14:40:21

Zhang Ziyi showed up with short hair last night at the Palais in Cannes and I recoiled in horror. The hair. It looked like she’d chopped it, and I was all ready to write an article today, finally with photo accompaniment, about why it’s hard for Chinese girls to do the pixie because of the way it grows out spikey and straight up out our heads. Full Story

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Annie’s back in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 16:34:12 May 9, 2013 16:34:12
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WENN

The last time (that I can remember) we saw Anne Hathaway in pink, you were all hating on her for nipple darts and heavy breathing at the Oscars. But what a comeback at the MET Gala, non? Where Annie is concerned, yes, of course, always, there’s always a little Try. Anne said her inspiration for the night was Debbie Harry. Full Story

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Worst MET Sisters: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:44:24 May 7, 2013 11:44:24
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

These two. And I’m usually an Olsen apologist. But Ashley totally missed the point here and you’d think Mary-Kate would embrace the punk but instead both of them seemed to be under the impression that the MET Gala theme this year was Shades of the Orient. What’s frustrating is that MK was almost there. Full Story

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Black Tie Timberlakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2013 14:37:33 April 24, 2013 14:37:33
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Splash, Jamie McCarthy/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty

The Timberlakes were out last night in New York for the TIME 100 Gala. Jimmy Fallon made the list and, as reported last week, JT wrote an article  to honour his friend, but really to talk about how funny he was, along with Fallon, at his own wedding when he was making an “impromptu” speech. Full Story

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