Assy Hair Articles

Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Brown Britney and the "field researcher"

February 26, 2013 21:14:22 Posted at February 26, 2013 21:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Keystone

Here's the newly brown Britney back in sweats after premiering her new hair colour at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday night. There was a man with her in the car. They say it's her new maybe-boyfriend, the "field researcher" who works at a law firm as identified last week -- click here Full Story

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Worst Oscar Hair Date: Hugh Jackman & Deborra Lee-Furness

February 25, 2013 14:44:01 Posted at February 25, 2013 14:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ JOE KLAMAR/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I feel like an asshole. It takes an asshole to not throw anything but love towards Hugh Jackman. But that ponytail. Do we just ignore the ponytail? We first saw the ponytail in the etalk control room while watching the pool feed during arrivals and…well… it was a collective groan. Because no one wants to sh-t on Hugh or near him. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Audience Shot: Kristen Stewart

February 25, 2013 14:04:59 Posted at February 25, 2013 14:04:59
Duana Posted by Duana
Michael Buckner/ Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Jacek and I were going back and forth on getting stills or a GIF of KStew in the audience, and ultimately decided on stills, because, he assured me, “you’ll still get all the grease in that shot”. And she is!  Somehow, she is greasy!  It’s not that her hair isn’t clean and I’m sure she smells gorgeous – it’s that she, herself, somehow exudes greasiness or eyerolliness or something. Full Story

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Gina & Henry Oscar Week

February 22, 2013 17:06:34 Posted at February 22, 2013 17:06:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

As I’ve been saying, LA is where you need to be for your career this weekend, if you can manage it. And with the release of Man Of Steel approaching, Henry Cavill needs the face time. Since his girlfriend is the most interesting thing about him -- to me, anyway -- it’s good that she’s along for the ride, although conventional Hollywood publicity strategy might say otherwise. Full Story

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This is Troy Dyer now

February 8, 2013 16:13:38 Posted at February 8, 2013 16:13:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ethan Hawke. At the premiere of Clive in New York. He directs and stars in the play. The play is not about Billy Idol. Ethan Hawke used to be my jam. It was that movie, right? That f-cking movie. When, at 21, you don’t know any better. That was before the sh-tty erotica. Some crushes though, they leave a stain. Full Story

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Perfect Best Friends

February 7, 2013 17:06:42 Posted at February 7, 2013 17:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail  Full Story

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The worst season for bad hair

February 5, 2013 16:17:25 Posted at February 5, 2013 16:17:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Valerie Macon/ ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Of course. It’s an honour just to be nominated. If you were nominated, come on, don’t lie, you’d want to look your best, wouldn’t you? You’d want to show yourself through the season at your fittest, with unblemished skin, and really good hair, non? Bradley Cooper normally has amazing hair. Full Story

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Granny’s SAG hair

January 28, 2013 14:48:10 Posted at January 28, 2013 14:48:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Frazer Harrison/ Jason Kempin/ Mark Davis/ Getty

Nicole Kidman was definitely a contender for SAG best in Vivienne Westwood. But even if you can get past the lips, can you really get past the hair? Gwyneth Paltrow’s straightening iron met Keith Urban. Had it been flat against her head, perhaps it wouldn’t be so weird. But there’s a humped tease on either side of her part and I can’t understand how that happens. Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

January 14, 2013 23:25:16 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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