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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

The Perm! The Perm!

April 2, 2013 18:29:28 Posted at April 2, 2013 18:29:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was worried it would be a slow day. It is definitely not a slow day. Bradley Cooper’s perm has saved the day! Check it out -- this is the first good shot of Coop’s coil on the set of the new David O Russell film. Quick. What’s your first thought? My first thought? Oh hi Justin Timberlake! Justin Timberlake, of course, has gone in the opposite direction these days with the relaxer. Full Story

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The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

March 18, 2013 19:50:56 Posted at March 18, 2013 19:50:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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A Perm for an Oscar?

March 18, 2013 17:14:38 Posted at March 18, 2013 17:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bradley Cooper was papped on the set of the upcoming David O Russell movie with perm rollers in his head. He's previously mentioned that he was trying out a perm for a role. I suppose that's why his hair looked so sh-t during award season. But worth it, right? David O Russell directed Coop to his first Oscar nomination in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

Yellow blondes and blondes to browns

March 14, 2013 20:39:32 Posted at March 14, 2013 20:39:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet, BUZZPAPS/ Zodiac/ Splash

Elizabeth Banks in Beverly Hills yesterday -- with brown hair now. Is this new? Must be, right? Last time I checked her at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, she was blonde. And best dressed.  Still blonde and very, very yellow -- Carrie Underwood in Ireland. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s bob didn’t want to win an Oscar

March 4, 2013 18:02:52 Posted at March 4, 2013 18:02:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pacific Coast News

Bradley Cooper took his new bike out this weekend. And showed us what his hair looks like when it’s not gelled back: A bob! He has a bob! Like Keanu Reeves’s Ted Logan, only with some natural curl. Apparently it’s for a movie. Well, I hope so. In other Coop news, now that it’s a week after Oscar, it turns out he never wanted to win one in the first place. Full Story

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Brown Britney and the "field researcher"

February 26, 2013 21:14:22 Posted at February 26, 2013 21:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Keystone

Here's the newly brown Britney back in sweats after premiering her new hair colour at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday night. There was a man with her in the car. They say it's her new maybe-boyfriend, the "field researcher" who works at a law firm as identified last week -- click here Full Story

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Worst Oscar Hair Date: Hugh Jackman & Deborra Lee-Furness

February 25, 2013 14:44:01 Posted at February 25, 2013 14:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ JOE KLAMAR/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I feel like an asshole. It takes an asshole to not throw anything but love towards Hugh Jackman. But that ponytail. Do we just ignore the ponytail? We first saw the ponytail in the etalk control room while watching the pool feed during arrivals and…well… it was a collective groan. Because no one wants to sh-t on Hugh or near him. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Audience Shot: Kristen Stewart

February 25, 2013 14:04:59 Posted at February 25, 2013 14:04:59
Duana Posted by Duana
Michael Buckner/ Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Jacek and I were going back and forth on getting stills or a GIF of KStew in the audience, and ultimately decided on stills, because, he assured me, “you’ll still get all the grease in that shot”. And she is!  Somehow, she is greasy!  It’s not that her hair isn’t clean and I’m sure she smells gorgeous – it’s that she, herself, somehow exudes greasiness or eyerolliness or something. Full Story

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Gina & Henry Oscar Week

February 22, 2013 17:06:34 Posted at February 22, 2013 17:06:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

As I’ve been saying, LA is where you need to be for your career this weekend, if you can manage it. And with the release of Man Of Steel approaching, Henry Cavill needs the face time. Since his girlfriend is the most interesting thing about him -- to me, anyway -- it’s good that she’s along for the ride, although conventional Hollywood publicity strategy might say otherwise. Full Story

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