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Annie’s back in pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2013 16:34:12 May 9, 2013 16:34:12
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WENN

The last time (that I can remember) we saw Anne Hathaway in pink, you were all hating on her for nipple darts and heavy breathing at the Oscars. But what a comeback at the MET Gala, non? Where Annie is concerned, yes, of course, always, there’s always a little Try. Anne said her inspiration for the night was Debbie Harry. Full Story

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Worst MET Sisters: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 11:44:24 May 7, 2013 11:44:24
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

These two. And I’m usually an Olsen apologist. But Ashley totally missed the point here and you’d think Mary-Kate would embrace the punk but instead both of them seemed to be under the impression that the MET Gala theme this year was Shades of the Orient. What’s frustrating is that MK was almost there. Full Story

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Black Tie Timberlakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2013 14:37:33 April 24, 2013 14:37:33
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Splash, Jamie McCarthy/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty

The Timberlakes were out last night in New York for the TIME 100 Gala. Jimmy Fallon made the list and, as reported last week, JT wrote an article  to honour his friend, but really to talk about how funny he was, along with Fallon, at his own wedding when he was making an “impromptu” speech. Full Story

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Three weeks of Winona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2013 14:56:25 April 23, 2013 14:56:25
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WENN

New pictures of our Winona Ryder three weeks in a row -- not sure this has ever happened in the lifetime of this blog. Here's Winona last night in LA at the premiere of The Iceman. She's been looking lovely lately. Here...well... the hair isn't great, is it? The way it's teased like that, it actually gives her back that off-balance vibe she'd had for years and I mean after the bad time when it became sad and uncomfortable, and not before it, when it was still sexy/quirky/vulnerable. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper in the 70s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2013 15:09:13 April 4, 2013 15:09:13
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Bauer-Griffin

It’s been two days since we had our first look at Bradley Cooper’s perm and still it makes me so happy. Here are some new shots of Coop in costume, with the perm, working on the new David O Russell ABSCAM movie in Boston. Coop can totally pull off full 70s, non? Some people, no matter how hard the wardrobe department works to make it happen, some people can only look right in their own era. Full Story

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The Perm! The Perm!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 18:29:28 April 2, 2013 18:29:28
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FameFlynet

I was worried it would be a slow day. It is definitely not a slow day. Bradley Cooper’s perm has saved the day! Check it out -- this is the first good shot of Coop’s coil on the set of the new David O Russell film. Quick. What’s your first thought? My first thought? Oh hi Justin Timberlake! Justin Timberlake, of course, has gone in the opposite direction these days with the relaxer. Full Story

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The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:50:56 March 18, 2013 19:50:56
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Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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A Perm for an Oscar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 17:14:38 March 18, 2013 17:14:38
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INF

Bradley Cooper was papped on the set of the upcoming David O Russell movie with perm rollers in his head. He's previously mentioned that he was trying out a perm for a role. I suppose that's why his hair looked so sh-t during award season. But worth it, right? David O Russell directed Coop to his first Oscar nomination in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s bob didn’t want to win an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 18:02:52 March 4, 2013 18:02:52
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Pacific Coast News

Bradley Cooper took his new bike out this weekend. And showed us what his hair looks like when it’s not gelled back: A bob! He has a bob! Like Keanu Reeves’s Ted Logan, only with some natural curl. Apparently it’s for a movie. Well, I hope so. In other Coop news, now that it’s a week after Oscar, it turns out he never wanted to win one in the first place. Full Story

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