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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

This is Troy Dyer now

February 8, 2013 16:13:38 Posted at February 8, 2013 16:13:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ethan Hawke. At the premiere of Clive in New York. He directs and stars in the play. The play is not about Billy Idol. Ethan Hawke used to be my jam. It was that movie, right? That f-cking movie. When, at 21, you don’t know any better. That was before the sh-tty erotica. Some crushes though, they leave a stain. Full Story

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Perfect Best Friends

February 7, 2013 17:06:42 Posted at February 7, 2013 17:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail  Full Story

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The worst season for bad hair

February 5, 2013 16:17:25 Posted at February 5, 2013 16:17:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Valerie Macon/ ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Of course. It’s an honour just to be nominated. If you were nominated, come on, don’t lie, you’d want to look your best, wouldn’t you? You’d want to show yourself through the season at your fittest, with unblemished skin, and really good hair, non? Bradley Cooper normally has amazing hair. Full Story

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Granny’s SAG hair

January 28, 2013 14:48:10 Posted at January 28, 2013 14:48:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Frazer Harrison/ Jason Kempin/ Mark Davis/ Getty

Nicole Kidman was definitely a contender for SAG best in Vivienne Westwood. But even if you can get past the lips, can you really get past the hair? Gwyneth Paltrow’s straightening iron met Keith Urban. Had it been flat against her head, perhaps it wouldn’t be so weird. But there’s a humped tease on either side of her part and I can’t understand how that happens. Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

January 14, 2013 23:25:16 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

January 14, 2013 16:13:47 Posted at January 14, 2013 16:13:47
Duana Posted by Duana
Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Selena on JB’s schedule

November 28, 2012 17:42:28 Posted at November 28, 2012 17:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bryan Bedder/ Stephen Lovekin/ Getty

Selena Gomez was in NY last night at the UNICEF Ball. Justin Bieber was also in NY in advance of his show at Madison Square Garden tonight. Meet-up? According to US Weekly he’s desperate to get her back. According to sources who saw him the other night inviting a girl to sit on his lap, he may not be going about it the right way. Full Story

Colin’s night at the Roxbury

November 20, 2012 15:30:45 Posted at November 20, 2012 15:30:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

Let’s ease into it today... Check out Colin Farrell on the set of Winter’s Tale yesterday working a new hairstyle. Roxbury hairstyle? Gross, right. But Then? Come on. Back then you were never into a dude who looked like this? Fine. Some of us weren’t so lucky or. Full Story

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George Clooney’s girlfriend gets to present

November 19, 2012 14:07:21 Posted at November 19, 2012 14:07:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Stacy Keibler presented at the American Music Awards last night because... She’s dating George Clooney? Far as I know there’s not much else to promote. And whatever she does have to promote, I’m pretty sure it’s not on ABC either. Whatever. We’ve already established that being George Clooney’s girlfriend has its many advantages, so long as you’re not a dumbass about the contraband, marriage and babies. Full Story

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Best Emmy Tolerance: Connie Britton with Hayden Panettiere

September 24, 2012 17:00:30 Posted at September 24, 2012 17:00:30
Duana Posted by Duana
Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s what kills me about awards shows – the stars actually get to be responsible for their own appearances. They spend their workdays being manicured and groomed within an inch of their lives – I have seen wardrobe people adjust actresses’ camel toes – but on a big night like this, they indulge their own tastes, and I just picture the costume designers of the shows at home, watching the carpet, and screaming as their carefully constructed image is decimated in seconds. Full Story

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