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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Gina & Henry Oscar Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2013 17:06:34 February 22, 2013 17:06:34
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Wenn, FameFlynet

As I’ve been saying, LA is where you need to be for your career this weekend, if you can manage it. And with the release of Man Of Steel approaching, Henry Cavill needs the face time. Since his girlfriend is the most interesting thing about him -- to me, anyway -- it’s good that she’s along for the ride, although conventional Hollywood publicity strategy might say otherwise. Full Story

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This is Troy Dyer now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2013 16:13:38 February 8, 2013 16:13:38
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WENN

Ethan Hawke. At the premiere of Clive in New York. He directs and stars in the play. The play is not about Billy Idol. Ethan Hawke used to be my jam. It was that movie, right? That f-cking movie. When, at 21, you don’t know any better. That was before the sh-tty erotica. Some crushes though, they leave a stain. Full Story

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Perfect Best Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2013 17:06:42 February 7, 2013 17:06:42
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Wenn, Splash

Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail  Full Story

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The worst season for bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 16:17:25 February 5, 2013 16:17:25
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Valerie Macon/ ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Of course. It’s an honour just to be nominated. If you were nominated, come on, don’t lie, you’d want to look your best, wouldn’t you? You’d want to show yourself through the season at your fittest, with unblemished skin, and really good hair, non? Bradley Cooper normally has amazing hair. Full Story

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Granny’s SAG hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 14:48:10 January 28, 2013 14:48:10
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Kempin/ Mark Davis/ Getty

Nicole Kidman was definitely a contender for SAG best in Vivienne Westwood. But even if you can get past the lips, can you really get past the hair? Gwyneth Paltrow’s straightening iron met Keith Urban. Had it been flat against her head, perhaps it wouldn’t be so weird. But there’s a humped tease on either side of her part and I can’t understand how that happens. Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:25:16 January 14, 2013 23:25:16
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:13:47 January 14, 2013 16:13:47
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Selena on JB’s schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2012 17:42:28 November 28, 2012 17:42:28
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Bryan Bedder/ Stephen Lovekin/ Getty

Selena Gomez was in NY last night at the UNICEF Ball. Justin Bieber was also in NY in advance of his show at Madison Square Garden tonight. Meet-up? According to US Weekly he’s desperate to get her back. According to sources who saw him the other night inviting a girl to sit on his lap, he may not be going about it the right way. Full Story

Colin’s night at the Roxbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 15:30:45 November 20, 2012 15:30:45
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Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

Let’s ease into it today... Check out Colin Farrell on the set of Winter’s Tale yesterday working a new hairstyle. Roxbury hairstyle? Gross, right. But gross...now. Then? Come on. Back then you were never into a dude who looked like this? Fine. Some of us weren’t so lucky or. Full Story

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George Clooney’s girlfriend gets to present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2012 14:07:21 November 19, 2012 14:07:21
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FameFlynet, Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Stacy Keibler presented at the American Music Awards last night because... She’s dating George Clooney? Far as I know there’s not much else to promote. And whatever she does have to promote, I’m pretty sure it’s not on ABC either. Whatever. We’ve already established that being George Clooney’s girlfriend has its many advantages, so long as you’re not a dumbass about the contraband, marriage and babies. Full Story

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