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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Carpets & Candids: Salma’s Cannes prom

May 16, 2016 14:45:18 Posted at May 16, 2016 14:45:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet, Neil Warner/ TGB/ KCS Presse/ Splash News

If it was 1996, I would understand. What is the excuse for this in 2016? On Salma Hayek, who has access to almost every major design house? The straps AND the belt are glittered. There’s a bellybutton flower. And a tendril coming down her face. The tiered skirt is the LEAST offensive thing about this dress – what does that tell you!? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rachel’s White House choker

May 2, 2016 14:07:59 Posted at May 2, 2016 14:07:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Kris Connor/ Larry Busacca/ Paul Morigi/ Getty Images

Like I said, I’m not a believer in the choker comeback. I mean on Gigi Hadid, maybe. But how many Gigis are there in the world? I don’t like the choker on Rachel McAdams. But I’m also not sure she’s giving it her best shot. Because while the dress is fine, the hair is ruining everything. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s White House pants

May 2, 2016 13:17:38 Posted at May 2, 2016 13:17:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Larry Busacca/ Paul Morigi/ Kris Connor/ Nicholas Hunt/ Getty Images

Brilliant way to modernise what could be an old-fashioned print. And every detail about this outfit is perfect, from the chest fan to the slit through the middle to the exact length and fit of those pants. My only, only complaint is the hair. At this length, I’m not a fan of the half back. Either leave it down, severely bobbed or tousled, or yank it all the way back and flat on the top. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gigi’s bad wig

April 11, 2016 17:56:38 Posted at April 11, 2016 17:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
C Flanigan/ Gregg DeGuire/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I love what she’s wearing here. But I’m barely paying attention to it because of this f-cking wig. Jordana, Key Hair on The Social, and I looked at this at the same time this morning. Her response, “This is unacceptable”. She also noted that it looked like it came out of a bag and hadn’t been brushed. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Dakota’s dripping gold

February 10, 2016 17:11:56 Posted at February 10, 2016 17:11:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

The problem with so much of this gold material is that it looks messy with the wrinkles and how the light bounces off of it in so many ways, highlighting all the folds and creases. Does it seem to you that there’s always an unfinished quality to Dakota’s styling? I feel like it has to do with her hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s curls

February 5, 2016 17:16:16 Posted at February 5, 2016 17:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Photographer Group/ All Access Photo/ Splash News

Kate Hudson had fun with a curling iron last night. I just googled “Kate Hudson short hair”. I scrolled 3 pages. I think this might be the shortest I’ve ever seen it? You like? I think I might like it better if she’d brushed through the curl. Why do people do this? Why do people curl their hair and not at least run their fingers through the sections? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January's SAG seafoam

February 1, 2016 16:09:22 Posted at February 1, 2016 16:09:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Jeff Kravitz/ Jeff Vespa/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading this blog consistently, you know I’ve been on this for a while: the January Jones style slide. January Jones used to bring it. She used to be AHEAD of it. Even if it what she wore wasn’t my favourite, at least it had imagination. At least it provoked. At least it wasn’t… seafoam. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale dresses up for Sundance

January 25, 2016 17:05:39 Posted at January 25, 2016 17:05:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
C Flanigan/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

I suppose it should be no surprise that Kate Beckinsale, the ultimate over-dresser, wore this to Sundance. I’ve covered Sundance several times. Park City is not exactly a ballroom town during the festival. It’s cramped, it’s cold, it’s hard to walk anywhere. Which is why Kate wore pants. Full Article

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