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Carpets & Candids: Gigi’s bad wig

April 11, 2016 17:56:38 Posted at April 11, 2016 17:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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C Flanigan/ Gregg DeGuire/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I love what she’s wearing here. But I’m barely paying attention to it because of this f-cking wig. Jordana, Key Hair on The Social, and I looked at this at the same time this morning. Her response, “This is unacceptable”. She also noted that it looked like it came out of a bag and hadn’t been brushed. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Dakota’s dripping gold

February 10, 2016 17:11:56 Posted at February 10, 2016 17:11:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

The problem with so much of this gold material is that it looks messy with the wrinkles and how the light bounces off of it in so many ways, highlighting all the folds and creases. Does it seem to you that there’s always an unfinished quality to Dakota’s styling? I feel like it has to do with her hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s curls

February 5, 2016 17:16:16 Posted at February 5, 2016 17:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Photographer Group/ All Access Photo/ Splash News

Kate Hudson had fun with a curling iron last night. I just googled “Kate Hudson short hair”. I scrolled 3 pages. I think this might be the shortest I’ve ever seen it? You like? I think I might like it better if she’d brushed through the curl. Why do people do this? Why do people curl their hair and not at least run their fingers through the sections? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January's SAG seafoam

February 1, 2016 16:09:22 Posted at February 1, 2016 16:09:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jeff Kravitz/ Jeff Vespa/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading this blog consistently, you know I’ve been on this for a while: the January Jones style slide. January Jones used to bring it. She used to be AHEAD of it. Even if it what she wore wasn’t my favourite, at least it had imagination. At least it provoked. At least it wasn’t… seafoam. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale dresses up for Sundance

January 25, 2016 17:05:39 Posted at January 25, 2016 17:05:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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C Flanigan/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

I suppose it should be no surprise that Kate Beckinsale, the ultimate over-dresser, wore this to Sundance. I’ve covered Sundance several times. Park City is not exactly a ballroom town during the festival. It’s cramped, it’s cold, it’s hard to walk anywhere. Which is why Kate wore pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s New Year’s shiny suit

January 4, 2016 15:29:25 Posted at January 4, 2016 15:29:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie McCarthy/ DCNYRE2016/ Eugene Gologursky/ Michael Stewart/ Steve Mack/ Getty Images

I don’t actually mind the suit. It was New Year’s Eve. It was shiny. It was well-tailored. It’s so much better than the dresses she wears to award shows. But then she had to go ruin it with that hair. Please promise me you will never, ever, ever ask for your hair to be styled like this… EVER. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mindy’s cute sweater dress

December 7, 2015 20:42:43 Posted at December 7, 2015 20:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steve Granitz/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Joe Scarnici/ Getty Images

It’s not really a sweater dress. But the top of the dress looks like a cardigan so I’m calling it that. And it’s one of the best outfits I’ve ever seen on her. Small complaint though. I’m not feeling the hair.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle Berry’s long bangs

November 19, 2015 21:19:07 Posted at November 19, 2015 21:19:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this… But Halle Berry needs a makeover. This dress. It reminds me of those pieces they sell from fitness clothing stores where they try to convince you that you can wear something to yoga and then unwrap or wrap it around your body 8 times and ta-da! It becomes a dinner outfit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mischa’s 80s hair

September 11, 2015 17:05:18 Posted at September 11, 2015 17:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Pimentel/ Isaiah Trickey/ Getty Images

Once upon a time she had style. And it disappeared, along with her career. Mischa Barton is only 29 years old. And apparently auditioning to be a Housewife of Beverly Hills.  Full Article

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