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Carpets & Candids: Dakota’s updo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2017 17:15:52 February 10, 2017 17:15:52
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WENN

The dress is fine. I don’t want to talk about the dress. I want to talk about the hair. I don’t understand it. I don’t understand how it happened. Not, like, the mechanics of it, but how anyone could decide that THIS would be the hairstyle to show on a red carpet. Why not just a clean topknot? Why the tendrils? Why the swirl that folds into the bun? Please explain this to me, if you can. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2016 14:00:24 October 31, 2016 14:00:24
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I f-cking hate the seafoam. It’s a terrible colour. Like, at this point, it’s become offensive to me that people show up in places thinking seafoam belongs on a red carpet. But what’s worse here than the seafoam is Brie Larson’s hair. Few people can pull off this hair. Alexa Chung? Sure. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mandy’s 80s hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2016 18:17:28 September 28, 2016 18:17:28
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Matthew Eisman/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty Images

I don’t know about this hair. Mostly it’s the decision to match this hair with this dress. Were it a different outfit, a funkier outfit, I’d be down. But this dress… a black, velvet dress – a good dress – isn’t the dress for this hair.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Salma’s Cannes prom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2016 14:45:18 May 16, 2016 14:45:18
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Neil Warner/ TGB/ KCS Presse/ Splash News

If it was 1996, I would understand. What is the excuse for this in 2016? On Salma Hayek, who has access to almost every major design house? The straps AND the belt are glittered. There’s a bellybutton flower. And a tendril coming down her face. The tiered skirt is the LEAST offensive thing about this dress – what does that tell you!? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rachel’s White House choker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2016 14:07:59 May 2, 2016 14:07:59
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Kris Connor/ Larry Busacca/ Paul Morigi/ Getty Images

Like I said, I’m not a believer in the choker comeback. I mean on Gigi Hadid, maybe. But how many Gigis are there in the world? I don’t like the choker on Rachel McAdams. But I’m also not sure she’s giving it her best shot. Because while the dress is fine, the hair is ruining everything. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emma’s White House pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2016 13:17:38 May 2, 2016 13:17:38
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Larry Busacca/ Paul Morigi/ Kris Connor/ Nicholas Hunt/ Getty Images

Brilliant way to modernise what could be an old-fashioned print. And every detail about this outfit is perfect, from the chest fan to the slit through the middle to the exact length and fit of those pants. My only, only complaint is the hair. At this length, I’m not a fan of the half back. Either leave it down, severely bobbed or tousled, or yank it all the way back and flat on the top. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gigi’s bad wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2016 17:56:38 April 11, 2016 17:56:38
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C Flanigan/ Gregg DeGuire/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I love what she’s wearing here. But I’m barely paying attention to it because of this f-cking wig. Jordana, Key Hair on The Social, and I looked at this at the same time this morning. Her response, “This is unacceptable”. She also noted that it looked like it came out of a bag and hadn’t been brushed. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Dakota’s dripping gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2016 17:11:56 February 10, 2016 17:11:56
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WENN

The problem with so much of this gold material is that it looks messy with the wrinkles and how the light bounces off of it in so many ways, highlighting all the folds and creases. Does it seem to you that there’s always an unfinished quality to Dakota’s styling? I feel like it has to do with her hair. Full Article

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