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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony

July 22, 2014 17:09:50 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, North Woods/ Splash

It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Wiig’s shorter hair

January 8, 2014 16:45:17 Posted at January 8, 2014 16:45:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Quite like this dress, especially the detail around the neck, which some of you might say looks like a bib. Works for me. But not the hair. It’s shorter now. And something’s happening in the back. And maybe it’s just the way it’s styled, how it’s jutting out the side there – weak, right? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden Bangs in a Tight Dress

August 29, 2013 16:48:26 Posted at August 29, 2013 16:48:26
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

What do you think of Hayden’s new haircut? I’m not sure I’m totally in. But the thing is that the blunt-bangs cut almost never lasts. It always feels like a new, sharp cut but nobody maintains them for long, do they? In fact, the only person who had blunt bangs without them looking like a brand-new thing was Julie Taylor. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sophia in champagne

April 28, 2013 22:33:29 Posted at April 28, 2013 22:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

HATE. All of it. Hate the colour (which I’ve now associated with royal baby swaddling), hate the detail (1995 wedding dress), hate the shoes (divorcee, aged 45), and so much hate the Cinderella wedding fringe. If Mrs Timberlake is growing it out, you know it was never a good idea to begin with. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s pink & leather day

April 25, 2013 14:24:42 Posted at April 25, 2013 14:24:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Two outfits, both featuring pink and black leather. I think I like the all black option more, except I wish the shoes weren’t pink. As for the other look, I like the pink top but hate the zippers on the leather skirt that was clearly inspired by a denim one. Remember what I wrote yesterday re: white pumps? Click here... Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch tries floral print

April 8, 2013 13:29:41 Posted at April 8, 2013 13:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh my God this f-cking hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Victoria’s mom hair

April 4, 2013 13:38:47 Posted at April 4, 2013 13:38:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I saw these pictures and was like, oh who’s this 30 year old woman wearing that smart outfit? And then I clicked to open and it’s Victoria Justice. Google check Victoria Justice’s age? 20. Partly it’s the print – that’s like a working woman DVF print, non? Safe for work under a blazer with juuuuuust enough personality – but mostly it’s the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair

January 7, 2013 16:51:53 Posted at January 7, 2013 16:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Charley Gallay/ Getty

What is this?  A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry.  Full Article

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