HATE. All of it. Hate the colour (which I’ve now associated with royal baby swaddling), hate the detail (1995 wedding dress), hate the shoes (divorcee, aged 45), and so much hate the Cinderella wedding fringe. If Mrs Timberlake is growing it out, you know it was never a good idea to begin with. Full Article

Two outfits, both featuring pink and black leather. I think I like the all black option more, except I wish the shoes weren’t pink. As for the other look, I like the pink top but hate the zippers on the leather skirt that was clearly inspired by a denim one. Remember what I wrote yesterday re: white pumps? Click here... Full Article

The dress is great. Good pattern, good colours, good fit. I don’t understand the shoe choice, at all. And also the hair, specifically whatever’s happening behind one ear. It’s messy that looks actually unkempt as opposed to deliberately so.  Full Article

Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh my God this f-cking hair. Full Article

I saw these pictures and was like, oh who’s this 30 year old woman wearing that smart outfit? And then I clicked to open and it’s Victoria Justice. Google check Victoria Justice’s age? 20. Partly it’s the print – that’s like a working woman DVF print, non? Safe for work under a blazer with juuuuuust enough personality – but mostly it’s the hair. Full Article

This is a mess. There’s so much going on: the print on the dress, the screaming spikes on the clutch, the gold heel, and all of it fighting with...that hair.  Full Article

What is this?  A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry.  Full Article

Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy.  Full Article

The dress is great with those dramatic sleeves and the open back. But the hair... God I hate it so much. Why couldn’t it have just been a sleek bun, no fuss? WHY did she make it so big and old on the top...with TENDRILS!?!  Full Article

Fringe and really, really budget waves... At an event populated primarily be ex-tv stars... Come ON TV people – do NOT concede to the film actors. You are better than this!  Full Article

She looks amazing in this white dress. The shoes are great too. Unfortunately her hair is consistently sh-t and ruins everything. And it’s not just that fringe either. It’s the teasing, it’s the lack of imagination, it’s the fact that she can never wear anything and actually make it her own. Full Article

Every time I write about Katherine Heigl’s sh-tty style I always have to google her age. She’s only 33. What business does a 33 year old woman have wearing her hair like this? There’s also a serious foundation and powder problem happening. So now I’m convinced she’s such a bitch – and you’ve already read about it – that they do it on purpose. Full Article

Amazingly enough, I don’t totally despise what Carrie Underwood wore to the CMT Awards last night. It certainly wasn’t the worst we’ve seen from her. But goddamn that f-cking hair... Is this a flat style? Or is it a big style? Is it limp and beachy or is it teased and fluffy? Full Article

I love the clutch and the un-matchiness of it against her dress. But I wonder why they didn’t bother, like at all, with her hair. I mean, there is zero effort happening here, right? I feel like she got progressively lazier in Cannes. Like for the photo call she had on that headpiece and a pretty fancy white dress. Full Article